don't slip diva!!

"Marleau feels terrible he did not mean to hurt you." #i stand with my cancelled wife #even if my cancelled wife almost killed my future husband #my cancelled wife did not mean to hurt him

the oatmeal bath is why Shane’s skin is so clear and soft. when Ilya picks up on this he starts getting in the bath too, which is horribly messy and starts spilling over the sides, and Shane says “Ilya get out you’re making a mess!” and tries to push him out but Ilya latches onto him like a barnacle and insists “I want to be pretty, Hollander! Why don’t you want me to be pretty?”

"we are MARRIED, hollander. what's yours is mine. this is my oatmeal also."

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”

how could I fucking miss it. messy bisexual always in the club circa 2010s ilya rozanov would fucking LOVE kesha. animal and cannibal on repeat in the raiders dressing room every home game he will fucking break your fingers if you try to turn it off during "your love is my drug"

shane hollander surprised people came to his birthday party, shane hollander worried about what group he’s going to be in for projects, shane hollander talking teachers during lunch instead of classmates, shane hollander getting married to ilya rozanov and having a place in every room he’s in now because he’s going to be beside ilya obviously!!! i fear childhood loneliness never leaves you