the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
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the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE

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Sorry for us politics posting, but we have until May 22, 2026 to submit public comment to the FCC:
More info from GLAAD:
https://glaad.org/fcc/
They have some good tips about writing a comment and protecting your privacy which, fuck it, I'll just paste here:
Providing an email address is optional. If you have concerns about privacy, you may use your initials or public address in your local area, such as City Hall. Do not use a joke name. It diminishes the comment’s credibility.
Your submission does not need to be long. A single, well-reasoned paragraph is sufficient.
Do not copy/paste a template comment. The FCC values unique perspectives, and an original comment carries significantly more weight in the public record. You can explain why this matters to you without revealing private or sensitive personal information.
Here's what I said:
“Free speech is a fundamental American freedom. I do not need a warning about seeing queer people, much like I do not need a warning about women, veterans, or any other group of people.”
Here's the link to submit your comment by May 22:
https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings/express?proceeding%5Bname%5D=19-41
made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied
Cyber-Dystopia authors be like: oMg what IF you had to PAY to brEATHe and mOVE and slEEP what if the state quesTioned eVery purchase you made???!!
Meanwhile disabled people now: Lol yeah my inhaler costs more than my rent, my mobility aide is worth more than food, I can’t sleep without my insanely expensive sleep medication, and my insurance doesn’t seem to understand why I need all these things so they’re not going to pay
My rescue inhaler cost 50$ WITH insurance and my daily inhaler cost 20$ WITH insurance
My thyroid medication the thing that keeps me processing insulin, sugar, food, whatever costs 40$
The rest of my medications run in the tens of cents to a dollar and change each including my insomnia medication I need to sleep. Migraine medication I need to function
Plus otc pain meds
So yeah I do have to pay to breathe and eat and sleep and move just like a dystopia book isn’t it great ????
😃😃
not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
on it boss
trapped in the catacombs boss

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reblog for easter
forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet
sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast.
Shit is bad, but today, I learned that California's kelp forests have made a major comeback with the help of scientists, fishermen, and hammer wielding volunteers.
It's a win for habitat restoration. It's a win for marine life. It's a win for all of the people who helped make it happen.
It's a fucking win and it makes me happier than words can describe.
Pollution, warm oceans and hungry urchins devastated Pacific kelp. Now, thanks to divers with hammers, one of the world’s most successful re
Edit: now with video and link.
Fish: THE WEIRD THING THAT OPENS URCHINS IS HERE!!!!
Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century
from The Hunt Museum, Limerick
i was compelled
I was also compelled
Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common
Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
the clocktown song. if you know you know
There’s an Italian semi-pro wrestler who enters the ring dressed like a pizza chef and knocks opponents out by throwing a pizza pie at them.

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this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"
My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.
he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together
no it applies to one man and you know exactly who I'm talking about
Happy Ides of March, folks!
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Help a trans man & his dog relocate after house fire!
This past week has been one of the worst in my life. A house fire started while I was asleep, and in the chaos, six cats were lost. It was a miracle I woke up in time to escape, but the trauma of this event keeps me up at night. In the time since, my abusive family has treated me like an emotionless maid. I'm currently expected to clean a hoarder's house with maggots and mice while I and my dog Trucy suffer. I am also an asthmatic and need emergency dental surgery, meaning every moment I spend in this current living situation is a genuine danger to my survival. Not a single person in my area has given me the space needed to recover.
My boyfriend has set up this GoFundMe since I can hardly handle thinking about things right now given my situation. We did the math together, and to get enough necessities to help him back on his feet, we will need $5,000. This will cover:
- travel
- groceries
- pet supplies
- electronic repair / replacements
- ID replacement
- clothes / new shoes / self care items as a whole
Once I move to live with my boyfriend & his family, we'll open a bank account under my name so all the money can go to me. Any extra donations past the goal will go towards dental surgery in case applying for Medicaid takes too long. Every donation, no matter what amount, means the world -- more than you can ever know.
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+ initial post with a couple more pics

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oh yes it's that time of year again
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again