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extra special interests include pregnant/lactating shane and ilya getting his ass played with ✮⋆˙

They were still trying to stable a routine and shane get used to be away so much time, but seeing his baby suffer and he being away.

Ilya didn’t know what to do, Niko was fussy all the time and he felt terrible, he couldn’t settle him and he was bad seeing his baby so sick

STOPPPPP oh my god......

shane being gone the whole week.....ilya had been up all night with feverish little niko and was going to take him to the pediatrician later that day. he was dreading telling shane bc he didnt want to worry him :( but when they call he tells him and makes sure to facetime shane so he can talk to himmmm :(( and nikos got his rosy cheeks and snot bubbles and hes sooo fussy but when he sees shane on the screen he reaches for him and cries HE WANTS HIS DAD....... (niko stop you will break shanes heart.....)

niko is sooo hard to settle when hes like this and ilyas trying his best and shane wants to take the next flight out to help him )): but ilyas like nope we got it dont worry <3 but yeah the week is toooough and shane doesnt perform well during his game that week bc he just cant stop worrying about his baby ): his baby sick for the first time and hes not there to help ):

Here’s like my ideas of 5+1’s

because Ilya is at home more than Shane, even though he’s looking after Mila when he’s got free time he scrolls on insta and stuff and it’s only when he finds videos on there (weeks after the trends are done on tiktok) so like he sees a few trends of couples “pranking” the other but he knows most of them are set up / fake but he thinks Shane’s not really on socials he wouldn’t have a clue.. maybe this would be funny.

1) current partner/ husband or the here with my “friend” trend. Maybe he’s like to Shane he’s been asked by a brand to promote something and to film a video and he wants Shane in it and he’s like “I’m here with my friend” or “me and my current husband partner” and at first Shane’s looking at him like he’s the one who got hit and is suffering with concussion. And he’s like Ilya I’m not doing this… stop L, if you’re going to do it film it properly!!

2) leaving without saying goodbye or I love you trend. Ilya films this secretly like he’s talking to his phone like I’m gonna prank Shane by leaving to pick Mila up from yuna’s and not say I love you back or kiss him goodbye.. let’s see how he responds. Ilya doesn’t film these very obviously bc he wants the genuine reaction so most of it is audio while Ilya holds the phone normally by his side in his hand. He tells Shane he’s leaving and you hear Shane say I love you and Ilya is like bye and shuts the door. Then Shane’s following him out the door like??? Did you forgot something??

3) ignoring my husband all day // this is where Shane’s like genuinely have imposed him off or upset him and Ilya has to say it’s a joke and feels bad bc Shane’s sad and pouty bc he would avoid Shane’s kisses all day!!! This was also was verrry hard for Ilya but he wanted to see how far he could go, turns out not very far!

4) wiping his lips (very obviously) after everytime Shane kisses him or after seeing the same fork/spoon // ilya’s like I don’t want germs (Shane knows that’s bullshit bc this is Ilya) so he kinda goes along with this and then it backfires on Ilya bc Shane says then we can’t shower or sleep together heheh

5) saying he’s gonna sleep in the spare room / sofa tonight // he basically says the last few nights Shane has been too hot or Mila and Shane keep waking him up so he’s sleeping on the sofa and Shane’s like ?? Have you lost your mind? and Ilya actually sets up the sofa with spare throws and pillows and is like I’m serious and then Shane is coming down the stairs later with his cover and pillows and is like well now it’s a sleepover so move over ??

The plus one where Shane figures it out / gets his own back is like where he pretends he’s on the phone with a friend and he’s like no you don’t have to always pick them for looks.. (heheh this is obviously to get his reaction) he’s like no look at me. Ilya’s personality is why I’m with him (heheh next joke) — like this one is a recent one on tiktok where the parent pretends to speak with a friend and pretends they settled for personality rather than looks

HAHAHA WAIT I LOVE THIS. i think any situation involving hollanov and tiktok is a win for me

i can picture shanes face when hes realizing ilya is calling him friend LOL. the laser eyes....hes getting Pissed

this one's evil...ilya you are going to be a dead man walking.....on the audio it captures the door slamming back open and shane yelling "are you serious right now??" and ilyas like what is it my love :) and shanes just like >:(( you KNOW what.....and ilya looks at mila on his hip and is like hmm what is daddy talking about malyshka. and she gasps and is like 😦 you dindt give daddy a kiss!! and ilyas like ohhhh right! but shanes still like this 😾

THIS ONES ALSO EVIL. it doesnt take shane long to be like ?? oh god did i actually upset him. what did i do. hmm. spiral spiral spiral. and yeah ilya has to break it off and be like its a trend!! and shanes like i am actually going to kill you please stop with these fucking trends

for this one i see shane being like ?? oh you dont want germs but you had no problem eating my ass this morning.....(ilya Cannot use this footage for tiktok

oh nooo. ilya no...dont do it.....him saying its too hot with shane and mila LOLLL. ilyas just getting the spare sheets and pillows so casually while shane is just in their bed glaring at him. and ilyas like its nothing personal my love, just for tonight or maybe a few nights we'll see 🤗 but then yes shane coming down with his own blanket and pillows LMFAO he so would. setting up right beside ilya on the couch. telling him to scoot over lol

THE PLUS ONE LOL. shaneee youre just as evil as ilya...ilya would lowkey be brokenhearted 😭 he would interrupt the call and come in the room and be like WHATS THAT?? YOU DO NOT FIND ME ATTRACTIVE?? i guess you dont want me to suck your dick tonight then 🗣️ and shanes like STOP its a joke........

but what about anya share the first years of the life of niko or even the max, and they remember her as one of the purest love of their little life and shane and ilya are so happy that they could experience this bond. they missed her so much but the grief came with a calm of knowning that she spend her years around people who love her unconditionally.

also i can’t stop imagining anya greeting lil niko the first time and ilya, and shane even more, got so so emotional.

kisses and thank you for your story

"delete" im sorryyyyy anya im sorryyyy 😭

yesss ive always pictured niko remembering anya bc she was still kicking during the early years of his childhood! and max too :)

it makes ilya sooo happy. she'll always be ilyas firstborn baby... <3 they have so many pictures of niko sleeping all curled up next to anya. niko feeding anya her kibble. niko tugging on her ears or hugging her a little too tightly but anyas always been so chill with it :) it warms shane and ilyas heart :(( niko and max's first best friend....WAIT AND YEAH anya greeting baby niko for the first time. she's so gentle with him and sniffs his lil newborn head and is wagging her tail and shane and ilya cant handle it 😭 throughout the pregnancy, anya was alwwways at shanes side, resting her head on his bump when he laid down, following him to every room. and she is so protective over niko when he's born :'(

max and niko both arguing as little toddlers over who gets to refill her water bowl or help papa/daddy hold her on the leash :( anya's alwaaays outside with them, sleeping in their rooms, watching over them around the house :( niko and max were her babies :((

YES OK LETS ALL REMEMBER ILYA IS ALSO LOUDDD. shane loves seeing what he can reduce ilya to.........yeah

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTB9Nxwvy/

(p.s. the rush i felt seeing someone talk about Our House out in the wild was such a rush i was like !!!!! OH MY GOD !!!!!!)