sonderika

this is why i got the surgery done. catch them off guard. smile back with deer teeth and they're off-balance

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

A good portion of these exercises are what I do to help mitigate systemic arthritis as prescribed by my physiotherapist, so….

we took pork loin to the vet and. why does petdesk let me give my pet a "catchphrase"

Being in a tumblrina boy for twitter boy relationship has pluses such as my boyfriend trying and failing to explain “copium” in a way that sticks and me trying and failing to explain “blorbo from my shows” for 30 minutes while stuck in traffic. Love is love

Ocassionally we will ask each other “has[meme] made its way to twitter / tumblr yet?” Like two ambassadors discussing the imports and exports of nation states.

Hockey rules I never knew about.

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Never forget

The reason tumblr should have a mutuals only filter for notifications is cause I wanna know which of you i need to demand reparations for my posts getting popular

Oh? So you don't want a post to get popular? Hm. Be a shame if this post went viral, don't ya think?

You know how Bilbo Baggins was just minding his own business one day and Gandalf just brought a dozen uninvited dwarves into his home

reblog to give your mutuals tiny Chilean good luck pigs

quentin tarantino just died at the oscars (trampled to death)

it's unfortunately what he would have wanted

i. forgot about the feet involved in trampling. deleting my post why would you say this

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.