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coughloop

No 👎

phantomrose96

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

phantomrose96

hang on I gotta look something up.

i-suggest-vore

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

phantomrose96

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

lostxanadu

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

lostxanadu

this should be illegal and i'm not fucking joking

is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat

so even gross stuff like foot fetishes and armpit fetishes are okay????

This has to be a joke no way do you have to ask me whether it’s ethical just to like toes.

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kosmogrl

“is it weird to do this alone?” “is it pathetic to do that alone?” every day I pray you guys realize that sometimes doing things alone is the best way to do them

theghostofbean

They should invent a life that’s structured without being monotonous and challenging without being demanding and eventful without being stressful and peaceful without being boring

homunculus-argument

I think my life would be a lot more enjoyable if I could experience the need to shower as a physical urge like being hungry or needing to pee. So instead of sitting here like "eugh I know that I probably should, but I don't want to get up, uuuuuugh", I could just get pressured by a compelling need to go in the shower that I can't ignore, and can't focus on anything until I've finally given in and taken the damn shower.

And just stepping in and turning the water on would be a blissful instant relief like ohh fuck yeah that's good, this is precisely what I needed.

tiredadventurer

steelycunt

i hope when i choose not to allow apps to send me notifications it hurts them

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queer-scots-geordie-dyke

This is going to sound so "oldie yells at cloud" of me but the radicalisation of the young into black and white, zero shades of grey thinking, both in the media they consume and in real life situations, is genuinely terrifying.

The world is complex. The world is grey. There is infinite nuance in everything. No amount of trying to shove it all into neatly labeled boxes is ever going to work.

aneurins-barnard

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER Episode 5 // Truth

strongermonster

little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

strongermonster

alexiaroselikethewine

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

kittygirltitty

rock & roll

alexiaroselikethewine

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

dogposts

photography by @runaround_hound!

queer-scots-geordie-dyke

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devilcat3d

when i see an advertisement i should be able to just say "i dont have any money so i cant buy what youre advertising" and the ad hears this and it shrivels up and dies and is never shown to me again

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