you can be good.

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

"I asked chatgpt-"

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

Unfortunately, the only way to improve your writing is to write.

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

hold on. give me a sec. its gonna be about them. wait.