virginal succubus

are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state

i never thought about it like that

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please

how am I supposed to stay sane after reading this smh

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

Put your cutest pair of panties on and let's find out how many smacks to your pussy it takes to notice a wet spot.

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

Being bisexual means you love all women and like a very niche specific kind of guy

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing