lady in the drive thru was really impressed that i had my big order memorized (she said everyone else reads off their phone or a list.) and i thought of that post and to myself was like "i got a good grade in ORDERING FOOD"

literally never take a sigh of relief thinking things are all figured out for a second, because the universe will IMMEDIATELY fuck you .

"you must watch these ten series to understand this one upcoming project" no thanks. i'll just be confused or follow context clues instead

tbh my nephew automatically replying a deadpan "yes queen", when i absentmindedly complimented the AC system for keeping up with the heat, was so funny

yeah its interesting that people visiting the US are enjoying the food/cities etc but how weirded out are they by just how many prescription drug commercials/ads there are? if they're watching tv in their hotel rooms i'm sure they've seen tons