Honey for the femmes, Maple syrup for the butches

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HAIRY GIRLS rblg if u agree 😌

although its certainly a low-hanging fruit, "reblog to _ the person you reblogged from" is necessary stimulation and enrichment for horny women who are too shy to actually talk to each other directly

reblog to stimulate the girl you reblogged this from

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

I'm so happy for these people it's unreal. This is a big part of why sex-positivity and kink are so important. There are many different flavours of healthy mutual intimacy, and it's not helpful to shut them down just because they're not mainstream or not for everybody.

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

Official Hog Like A Hoagie Roll Post

As much as boy pussy is a meme on tumblr I find it interesting that literally every single trans masc partner I’ve had sex with irl prefers the term cunt when referring to their own junk

The takeaway here is that while some dudes have a boypussy a lotta dudes have a mancunt and both are worthy of adoration (and plowing)

I just wanna be able to shapeshift honestly, sometimes I'd like to have a dick but not permanently and to have boobs occasionally would be nice too. I could look however the fuck I want and accommodate my needs of either getting fucked or fucking someone yk?

Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.

please

you should really be careful who you hang around. some girls will really try to take advantage of you. make you do whatever they want. stop getting hard