two tgirls frotting so hard that the rubbing of their penises starts a small fire.

normal sized fire

strugglefucking is so fun, like yea show me how much bigger and stronger you are than me, show me how easily you can hold me down despite all my kicking and screaming. Put your hand over my mouth n tell me to shut up and take it because I’m weak, weaker than you, and this is my place. muffle my sobs as they devolve into whimpers, until all the fight leaves me, til I wear myself out and have no choice but to be used

you have to be nice to the transfem tentacle monster… she’s just trying to find a warm place to put her tentacles and your holes happen to be really warm…

oooooooh you wanna fuck me with my face shoved in a pillow soooooo baddddddddd…… you wanna pull me up and see how much i’ve drooled soooooOoOo badddd…….. you wanna hear my muffled noises while you slam into me SOOOoooo baddddd…..

uhhh, ma'am, i'm not sure if you noticed this minor faux-pas but your erect horsecock is resting on my face. you're getting pre in my hair, ma'am. ma'am. mmph-

girls will say "I needed this" but it's just a thick butch dick with no condom

She bounce on my thingy till I'm naught but dust

Need someone to put me on my knees and lift my chin up so they can pour a glass of scotch into my mouth as they watch me slowly become more and more inebriated after every glass before instructing me to be a good puppy and suck them off 😵‍💫😵‍💫

pervert 4 pervert relationship where we make each other worse ^_^

that "pear shaped" is an idiom meaning "something has gone wrong" is a scathing indictment of the british people, and their lack of proper respect and appreciation for a "thick bitch"

As someone who’s been learning to throw pots on a wheel lately, I read that and thought, ‘Ha! You’d call a cockup pear-shaped, too, if you’d ever had a pot get a torque twist and go from lovely cylinder to fat-bottomed mess!’ And then I realised that was too perfect to be a coincidence and looked it up and that is 100% the probable origin of that phrase.