Kirby's Dreamland

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

so fun how as a tenant you just have to double check everything your landlord says against the actual law because they WILL demand money from you for repairs you legally are not responsible for. why do I need to be an expert in tenant's rights in order to not be exploited. why are there no consequences for landlords who lie to their tenants in order to extract more money from them

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

They should invent a form of existence that isn't just an endless loop of waking up and feeling misunderstood and alone

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

my goal for my life is to be brave and true