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NOOOOO, they changed the name? Yes, The Luck is Ours Alone is very cute, but Hard Salt Beef was so extremely funny to me. Why? Because of the first smut thingy I wrote for Dunkegg. Here let me show you:
Dunk woke up to the rocking of the ship in high waters.
He still couldn't believe this had actually worked and they had gotten passage from Wyl to Tyrosh practically for free. Sure he was still an almost 7 feet tall man, but also in his seventies now, which diminished any intimidating factor quite a bit.
Another sensation was entering his mind. The pleasure of warm wetness around his hardening cock.
It has been a while, he thought. Lyonel had died over fifteen years ago. And he had not experienced such ever since ... dazed and confused he looked down under the shift and stared at a scarred bald head going up and down.
"Egg? What are you doing?" he asked puzzled.
"Sucking your cock," came the reply matter-of-factly, after the withdrawal of moist glistening lips.
Dunk said nothing and just glared at his companion.
"Sucking your cock, ser?" Aegon tried again with a mischievous grin on his face.
He let out an exasperated sigh. "Why?"
"No you don't," he contradicted.
"I know I'm not very good at it, I need practice, but you could teach me, ser."
"I got used to hard salt beef too!"
"Are you fucking serious?" Well, would you look at that, Dunk, now you're living every old man's dream, on the run with a friend that links his sexual advances on you to food he doesn't particulary like, he thought grimly amused.