#dunkegg

Why, yes, yes it is. Here comes the voting of the yaoi-jury:

Dunk x Lyonel: 10/10. That trail by combat will be lit (Also the angry fucking afterwards).

Maekar x Baelor: Cute. I'm surprised it became one of the fandom's favorites but I'm not complaining. Very cute and tragic. (9/10)

Dunk x Maekar: Cheesy as fuck, I love it. Older, grumpy, widowed noble takes in young commoner to help with his hellspawn. (8/10)

Dunk x Aegon: Yes. WTF DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE GONNA SURVIVE SUMMERHALL, GRMMy, you bearded troll?! Yes, I said THEY! (7/10)

Dunk x Daeron: I want Daeron to find out that Dunk is a Dreamer too. That will go over well. (6/10)

Lyonel x Maekar: Ragebaiter - Ragebaited in its purest form. Now with Targ-bashing and silly stag puns. (5/10)

Dunk x Aerion: (Just ship Peter and Finn OMG!1!!) Doesn't do much for me tbh. I can see it from Aerion's crazy/intriguied side, but Dunk being into it is a tricky sell for me. I like the hook with Dunk preventing Aerion from drinking the wildfire and will probably write something like that at some point. Will be a throuple with Daenora though and she will out-freak the old guys for sure. (3/10)

egg is pressed against dunk's big body. when dunk's cock hits his prostate, he sees stars. he has been fingered by dunk, but he has never been touched in this particular spot, it feels good, so good, egg thinks.

dunk's hands are on him, holding his thighs up, pressing them back nearly to egg's ears, and dunk is so deep inside him like this. egg moans with each thrust, harder than he’s ever been, his cock bobbing and leaking so much precome. he’s drooling from how good dunk is fucking him, it feels good, really good.

while getting pounded and having his prostate milked by dunk for a good while, egg reaches his first orgasm, yelling, his head falling back as his little cock bobs and shoots cum all over his stomach and even his face.

(and you might say, "well, if he has been sexual with dunk for a while, even without getting penetrated, he must have had an orgasm before, right?" and to that, i say, "yeah, that makes more sense, but egg reaching his first orgasm from getting his prostate pounded by dunk is hotter.")

No actually what i will say to this is: go write a fic damn it you have such a way with words it's beautiful😭💕