#eggbetha

egg goes back to raventree hall to tell betha the whole truth about his identity and propose to her. he has hair now and looks like a proper targaryen prince and also so so so cute and every time betha was mean to him for fun flashes through her head she thinks she’s so fucked. i made prince maekar’s son clean my boots with his sleeves why the fuck did i do that!! she apologizes but he’s like there’s no need for that in fact i’m here to ask for your hand in marriage. and her head explodes

the eggbetha romcom novella that exists in my mind is so good btw. the plot doesn’t matter dunk is stuck dealing with some altercation at raventree hall, bloodraven is probably involved. egg is a marriage-aged teen at this point (so like. 16) and he starts off whining to dunk about how he doesn’t understand why the mere presence of a pretty woman can make dunk act so differently 🙄 smh can you keep it in your pants. dunk threatens to clout him in the ear, you know the drill. then they meet lord blackwood’s teen daughter and egg leaves that interaction looking like this emoji 😵‍💫 contemplating many things about himself he didn’t know up until that point and dunk is like “:/ man i think i don’t like this girl. she was kinda mean to you [clueless]” egg sighs wistfully “yeah…”. and it’s a whole thing because she’s a lady and he’s supposedly just some dirty little squire boy. egg gets so in character roleplaying this dynamic that at the end he’s like oh nooooo how will lord blackwood ever let me marry his daughter and someone has to remind him. then he’s like oh yeah. yayyy problem solved 👍 the end

the king and queen of the seven kingdoms roster includes serial killers, cult leaders, incest predators, kinslayers, the most victimized women on planetos, people whose mental state overall makes them unfit to rule, and then there’s eggbetha. normal goths into femdom