je suis farouche

To celebrate spring's return

somehow makes it sound like this 1,400-page epic historical novel is a bland self-help book ("practical"?)

honestly, contender for funniest sentence of all time: "it feels as though the author has no definite opinion on politics, religion, or even the central plot of the story."

VICTOR HUGO???

NO OPINION?

bonus runner-up, because i like how it makes it sound like javert is the one droning on about the sewers:

Hannibal (2013-2015)

Hannibal (2013-2015)

“[Will's] so bratty in this scene. There was a whole series of bratty things I did that never made it. I certainly remember when Hannibal says it's a very Nietzschean fish, I looked at him like, 'You prick.'”