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Exhibit A: Us (Completed)

Summary: Months after a one-night stand at a charity gala, Crowley and Aziraphale are reunited when they’re assigned to co-lead the restoration of a 15th-century painting for the museum’s Medici exhibit. Old tension and unresolved feelings reignite as professionalism falters.

Rating: Explicit

The Devil's Right Hand (TBA)

Summary:

When 23 year old Aziraphale moves in with his estranged father, he expects a normal life, not the revelation that his father runs one of the most powerful crime syndicates in the country. Suddenly, his new home is filled with armed guards, whispered orders, and one particular danger: AJ Crowley, his father’s infamous right-hand man.

Cold, efficient, and loyal to the bone, Crowley is everything Aziraphale should fear. Yet the more time they spend together, the more impossible it becomes to ignore the pull between them.

Assigned to protect the boss’ son, Crowley tries to draw a line he knows he’ll cross. Aziraphale, too clever for his own safety, keeps testing it.

In a world ruled by blood and betrayal, their attraction is a death sentence, and the first taste of something like salvation.

Rating: Explicit.

A Royal Hangover (TBA)

Summary: The morning after the worst hangover in history, two men wake up in a luxurious penthouse suite, wearing matching rings that hint at a wild night gone awry. One is His Royal Highness Prince Aziraphale of Wales, a golden boy celebrated for his diplomacy and unwavering decorum. The other? AJ Crowley, the razor-sharp heir to the most notorious crime syndicate in Europe, known for his cunning and audacity.

Neither remembers how this scandalous union happened, but the paparazzi, armed with leaked photos, will not let them forget it. To prevent an international scandal that could lead to chaos—possibly even war—they reluctantly agree to pretend that their marriage is real. As they dive into a whirlwind of staged interviews, high-profile public appearances, and awkward “marital counseling,” an unexpected twist emerges: the fake affection they initially feigned begins to feel terrifyingly real.

Caught between their contrasting worlds, Aziraphale and Crowley must navigate not only the complexities of their public personas but also the growing emotions that threaten to upend their carefully constructed facade. In a tale of unexpected romance and chaotic adventures, they find themselves questioning the very nature of love and loyalty in a world that demands they play along.

Rating: Explicit

This Was Not Part of the Arrangement (TBA)

Summary:

Crowley’s bites are addictive. That’s why he erases the memory—no one comes back, no one gets hurt.

Aziraphale remembers anyway.

And then he returns.

Not desperate, dependent, or chasing the euphoria Crowley knows should have taken hold.

But actively choosing.

Crowley built his rules around people who couldn’t be trusted with the truth. Around the certainty that if they remembered, they would come back for the wrong reasons.

Aziraphale proves him wrong.

And Crowley has no idea what to do with someone who knows exactly what he is… and stays anyway.