So youāve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you wonāt have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can make a fitted sheet bend to your will. And hereās howā¦
First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows whoās boss.
Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that itās inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.
Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).
Then, take the lower left corner (thatās still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once youāre done. Then, do the same with your right corners.
It should look something like that. Right now, sheās your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesnāt look reallyĀ bad, but you know she deserves better.Ā
Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. Youāve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. Sheās looking much more presentable now.
Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. Youāll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric awayĀ from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.
Once youāve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because itās not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.
Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on topĀ of the part youāve already folded down.
Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded.Ā
Congratulations. You just made a fitted sheet your bitch.
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