RAAAAH

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

all the cooter carriers know The Slime

this is a hit with the slimers

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2024

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

shoutout to my beautiful beautiful wife ibuprofen i love her very much

ibuprofen save me

ibuprofen please save me

save me ibuprofen

and let the history books name joe biden, rishi sunak, justin trudeau, emmanuel macron, ursula von der leyen and every other world leader who did not step in to prevent the genocide of palestine as cold-blooded murderers. may they face a shred of the immeasurable pain and suffering they allowed to be committed against 2.2. million innocent lives.

doomed by the narrative but not to death. doomed to survive. doomed to stay alive inside the story. doomed to never escape the narrative, not even through death. you are allowed no exit. there is no way out for you and there never was. you couldn’t die if you wanted to. the narrative has a hold on you and it won’t let go. death is too sweet a doom for you. the story has something much worse in mind. there is no way out.

the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help

love DOESN’T make you want to sink your teeth in? Okaaaaayyyy. weirdo

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

*sigh* who goes there..

no bro i'm not replaying the same character right after i finished playing bro. no who would make the same exact choices and take screenshots at the same parts bro. bro no trust me i experience everything video games have to offer me i don't just have the same story repeat im not attached to pixels bro no listen

bro....you won’t believe what i did..............bro nobody could’ve predicted this please i was soooooo blindsided......bro...........

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!