why the fuck not

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????