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teen lan wangji is boring as shit & all other kids avoid him like the plague except instead of being all anguished pariah about it he's just like good fucking riddance 🙄 and goes to do more activities that would put the average 15 yr old to sleep in 0.4 seconds. autistic bitch of all time.

wangxian is so funny for this too like imagine if you wanted to hang out with the super fun popular kid who gets invited to everyone's parties and has a snapchat streak w all your classmates & he's like sorry i can't i have to obsess over the anthropomorphic personification of the rulebook

the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats 

this has gotten 500x more true this year

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

i cant believe there are people out there who will only watch an anime if its on a streaming service like have you forgotten your roots? the anime episodes split up into 3 parts on youtube in low quality? the fansubs that just did whatever the fuck they wanted half the time? the websites that are almost certainly mining your data for bitcoin while showing you terrible ads? they were there for you long before you even knew what crunchyroll was

People who object this are missing the point and or are doormats

I can't believe they've done this

Yeah, reblog with your favorite Harry Potter quote! Come closer (setting out so so many bear traps)

“Oh, shitfart, I left the Bumblebrix Testes Brew in the Chamber of Secrets. I suppose logic follows that more children should have to die in order to retrieve it. Lest Grindelwald begin to suspect I am a Sigma Male Wizard no longer...” - Albus Dumbledore, to Albus Dumbledore

"what you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash . you get what you fucking deserve" - joker k. rowling

THIS IS THE EXACT COMIC I WAS THINKING OF WHEN I MADE THIS BUT I COULDNT FIND IT! BLESS YOU!

where’s that picture of franz kafka where he looks really gay

come on 1895 prague lets get sickening

but at least the mask fashion scene is fuckin lit