thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

boytits where ?? 😳

The bots are getting better than us at shitposting this needs to stop

Holy shit

my 5 year plan is just playing with my hole until something happens

This is what I've been doing for the past 50 years and the results have been catastrophic...... The fall of Soviet Union, the fall of Yugoslavia, inflation, financial crisis and so many deaths all happening while I was playing with my cunt :/

literally 10 years since 2012. what’s next? 10 years since 2013?

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

She’s brushing her hair!!!!!