dyke

capitalism is when good things happen. if anything bad happens in the private sector that is NOT real capitalism. this is called “economics 101”,

no you arent “feral” you have a 100$ kanken backpack with voltron pins

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

*ten minute rant* i aint even mad

Your account has been terminated because you're so sucks. Goodbye.

i am finally getting to spend the night with my girlfriend for the first time in weeks and we’re gonna be together for five days and today i started my period and i’m so sick of the constant homophobia i face at the hands of god i wanted to get F*CKED

we worked it out

that bit when villanelle goes “waaw. i am dan-geroos.” is really good actually