Paradoxale

“It’s the coward’s way out.” “… Well, you know me!”

-little Nas harnessed the power of recent hate from Montreo and decided to give the gays another win on his birthday

-Taylor Swift's new album gave him a heart attack. Insert destiel/Putin joke

-was not as Pro-Life as we have been lead to believe

-an unnamed British vigilante killed him yesterday to celebrate the anniversary of Margret Thatcher's death, but the royal family refused to acknowledge it for a day out of British pettiness

-god was formally apologizing to Megan

-Henry commissioned John Mulaney

-princess diana FINALLY bullied God into killing him

-a particularly strong breeze came by and scattered him to the wind

-the queen wanted an excuse to wear black for once

-tried to clone himself to prove himself as the alpha Palpatine kin

-got cocky and tried to listen to one of those 'songs that would kill prince Philip on sight' playlists

-sneezed a little too hard. Or at all.

finally finally FINALLY deemed Too Racist/Sexist/Homophobic To Live, amen

-batteries died

-a bold rouge reporter lied about him being dead, and the Royals took the opportunity to kill him off for real

-one of the other royal parasites took his last sliver of life force for themself

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

in the 1st place sakura n naruto are getting all rowdy bc theyre watching two kangaroos Boxing. like? literally? love these jocks

lees fuckign blank ass stare while dodging without even looking this is typical shit w these guys hes not even bothered

summer sandals. their summer outfits… just… i love th

kakashi pointedly sitting farther away + vaguely turning when sakura almost punches lee but doesnt even react to naruto getting Destroyed

finally narutos face after dodging the first punch obliterates me hfs

Protesting the high school dress code that banned slacks for girls, Brooklyn c.1940