That's just the way the bey bounces...

hey guys does anyone have that post about the INSANE potential of a Neji vs. Sasuke fight in the chunnin exams? I need it i need it I need it plsss any help would be nice <3 <3

personally, everything in my life is perfectly forshadowed, I'm just not genre aware enough to tell.

man, whenever I stop being mad at kishimoto I take a few minutes to wrack my brain for a single serious fight a woman unambiguously won against a man by herself. and that usually keeps me going for another month or so.

Wait. when did SHIZUNE take the Jonnin exams? tsunade's ass was on the run!! tsunade just. dropped her off alone in a village. 'figure it out, find me in a bar when you pass. don't find me if you fail lmao good luck kid'

A More reasonable complaint I have about Temari in the shikamaru novel is. Temari would NOT attribute ALL of her brother's growth to. Naruto. Sure she'd be thankful for his help and friendship and all, but. "He was essential to the village and the world, ALL thanks to Naruto"? Yeah? We think Temari would say that? We think Temari wouldn't give HER BROTHER credit for his OWN character arc, of which Naruto took part in. one day of? Naruto may have prompted Gaara to FINALLY reflect on his actions and behaviors, but SHE and Kankuro were the ones that helped him GROW after Naruto planted that seed. And GAARA was the one that did all the growing! He did that! She's so proud of him!! Temari would NEVER undermine that effort by attributing it all to Naruto.

The thing is that to Minato, Kakashi is a solider not a child, except for when he is. And SOMETIMES that line gets blurry to everyone not privy to his insane mental gymnastics, but sometimes the lines are VERY clear, and yeah. When Kakashi is asleep, he is a Child NOT a Solider, and Minato turns into like a demented guardian angel until his favorite little killing machine wakes up. But of course kakashi is asleep so he doesn't consciously remember any of it, only the ghost of comfort. He isn't aware of how protective and paranoid his sensei is when it comes to him, but LITERALLY everyone else in the world VERY much is. Minato should write a book on parenting he's got that shit down.

Neji: Why are you pretending you don't know Shikamaru. He was. YOUR classmate? Hinata: Ah, was he? Well, not everyone graduated with me, and I didn't talk to most of them anyway. Neji: He graduated with you. Hinata: What? no, it was my team naruto's team and Ino- oh. is he the guy on ino's team? Neji: yes. Hinata: oh. Shikamaru's a weird name for an akamichi though….are you sure? Neji: Are you fucking with me. Is this some sort of weird power move. Hinata: ? ^-^

RTN for Sakura is still SO funny cause it's like. 'its a wonderful life' but the opposite. DON'T be careful what you wish for sakura you're right. Your parents SHOULD be dead so they can't tell you to do your chores. like. The universe would be better for everyone if no one ever told you to clean your room again.

T&I catches an enemy shinobi with DID who kicks a yamanaka out of their head, and everyone is loosing their shit because they've never seen this happen before what are they gonna do???? and then Ino gets to work (late, she got caught up in an argument with Sakura for one reason or another in the middle of the street) and wonders what the big deal is. and then just goes into the prisoner's mind, cuase she's been training to not get caught slacking like she did in the chunnin exams ever again.

Like a big thing to remember is….Konoha has been around for like 70 years. And Hiruzen was president for like 40 of them. 2 of the other hokage died young enough to still be optimistic and naively arrogant about their abillity to do ANYTHING, and the other is. tobirama. What can we HONESTLY expect out of Hiruzen at that point.