That's just the way the bey bounces...

hey guys does anyone have that post about the INSANE potential of a Neji vs. Sasuke fight in the chunnin exams? I need it i need it I need it plsss any help would be nice <3 <3

Shikamaru: oh, Hinata forgets MY name and I'm just being too sensetive about it and it's not a big deal, but I forget asuma-sensei's girlfriends name and all of a sudden everyone looses their mind. Hinata, who will now never forget shikamaru's name because he's on her shit list: you sound really worked up. I didn't know I upset you so much Shikamaru, I'm sorry- maybe a spar will make you feel better? Kiba: OH. uh hey mirai. you had fun at the land of hot water right? you wanna go there again? Mirai: goo goo ga ga Hinata: ^-^ Kiba: RIGHT NOW? AWESOME

tobirama voice 'I'm not racist I love my uchiha student and my less inherently evil and rational students that aren't doomed to drive themselves crazy by nature of their clan equally'

personally, everything in my life is perfectly forshadowed, I'm just not genre aware enough to tell.

man, whenever I stop being mad at kishimoto I take a few minutes to wrack my brain for a single serious fight a woman unambiguously won against a man by herself. and that usually keeps me going for another month or so.

Wait. when did SHIZUNE take the Jonnin exams? tsunade's ass was on the run!! tsunade just. dropped her off alone in a village. 'figure it out, find me in a bar when you pass. don't find me if you fail lmao good luck kid'

A More reasonable complaint I have about Temari in the shikamaru novel is. Temari would NOT attribute ALL of her brother's growth to. Naruto. Sure she'd be thankful for his help and friendship and all, but. "He was essential to the village and the world, ALL thanks to Naruto"? Yeah? We think Temari would say that? We think Temari wouldn't give HER BROTHER credit for his OWN character arc, of which Naruto took part in. one day of? Naruto may have prompted Gaara to FINALLY reflect on his actions and behaviors, but SHE and Kankuro were the ones that helped him GROW after Naruto planted that seed. And GAARA was the one that did all the growing! He did that! She's so proud of him!! Temari would NEVER undermine that effort by attributing it all to Naruto.

The thing is that to Minato, Kakashi is a solider not a child, except for when he is. And SOMETIMES that line gets blurry to everyone not privy to his insane mental gymnastics, but sometimes the lines are VERY clear, and yeah. When Kakashi is asleep, he is a Child NOT a Solider, and Minato turns into like a demented guardian angel until his favorite little killing machine wakes up. But of course kakashi is asleep so he doesn't consciously remember any of it, only the ghost of comfort. He isn't aware of how protective and paranoid his sensei is when it comes to him, but LITERALLY everyone else in the world VERY much is. Minato should write a book on parenting he's got that shit down.