Guessing Through Life

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

Personally? I would never deny Hiromu Arakawa her right to a short bratty braided blond character in a kickass red coat

Personally? I would never deny Hiromu Arakawa her right to a short bratty braided blond character in a kickass red coat

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

To be a good engineer you need to want to fuck whatever you're designing at least a little bit or else you won't give it sexy little touches

You know it's true.

NO QUEERS LEFT BEHIND! Except, you know, those ones...we'll never be taken seriously next to those perverts.