Snorf worthy finds

DO YOU GUYS NOT FUCK WITH THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT ANYMORE

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

I go on pinterest and write "hmm... I find this very... pinteresting...!" in the comments under every post

you think you're above me. you imagine that you and I are fighting on opposing sides. and yet when you turn my effort right back around into what it was born from you do not realize that you do nothing but fight fire with fire. like a baffled beast you lunge at the mirror not recognizing your own reflection. in repeating after me and those like me you become the one you crave so badly to destroy. we are the same.

i used to publish papers with her but then she took et al in the divorce

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

Look how much gun violence this prevented.

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of All Time

theres one guy at minecraft who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and what foods are bad for what animals and anopther guy at minecrasft who is uinder the impression hes making Skyrim Remasdtered: Blocks Edition. and one guy who has wastched Youtubrs and is under the impression theyre desighing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024. and all of them live in separate offices and add their updatres independently of each other and dont know the others exist

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

Love the new change where notes are measured in liters

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

Is this about how ppl born in the late 20th century have a unique and fluid experience of navigating barriers to information access and its our responsibility to teach the younger folks how to tinker with technology to avoid being spoonfed everything we experience in order to have critical skills that keep us informed, autonomous, and able to hold power despite looming threats of authoritarianism or..........???

i love love lOVE the additional element of “the only information that’s free is the ‘how we’re going to hell’” BS. Chef’s kiss.

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition