your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

this looks like a salvaged family photo after a house fire

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

red classic tabby 2x combo

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

He wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid

That's his fiancee.