Snoots!

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

this is like 9/11 for americans...

i can’t BREATHE

GAMER SNUFF ERP: puppy, mommy's close to leveling up, and you look like just enough xp. now be a good noob and let me mommy pwn you, fragbait...

through one of my pharmacological experiments i seem to have developed an elixir that makes one’s skin softer, hair more lustrous, and makes me feel funny when i look in the mirror.

some of the eunuchs have been hounding me for the recipe. it seems there really are no men allowed in the rear palace...

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

werewolves are big but they aren’t actually that heavy. you can pick up a werewolf if she stops wriggling around long enough for you to get a decent grip

This is werewolf slander do not do this

You just don't want to grisped

That does seem like the likely outcome of picking up a werewolf, yes

5’7 is plenty to hold and adore

one year of tunes. thank you harry

two years of tunes. thank you harry

everyone is correct in that i missed a crucial option 3. i'm into that actually

4. Please consider some internal exploration of why you "recognized" this as fetish content.

Devils sacrament?!

5. All content on the internet is fetish content if you believe in yourself.