cat girl chaos

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

Who the fuck says "facebook it"

The girl CIA Agent reading this <3

70 retweets and 1628 quote tweets... I don't think the federal agent is having a good time

I don’t throw shade I cast eclipses

post so ancient the profile pic faded

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

we sure can buddy, we sure can

Why do the two reblogs read like a soldier dying in their friends arms and talking about when they’ll get back home to give them a bit of comfort before they die

because have you seen the economy and society lately

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

Penis humiliation BDSM scene where the stuff the dom calls the sub's penis gradually becomes increasingly politically charged, until by the end the sub's penis is being accused of collaborating with counterrevolutionary forces and ordered to give up the names of its co-conspirators.

Demanding to know where your penis was on November 22, 1963.

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

you gotta listen to this new band from philadelphia they’re called “the name of this band is two dogs kissing” and they put reverb AND distortion on their guitars

everyone saying “this is car seat headrest” car seat headrest isn’t from philadelphia he’s not even american. he’s from furaffinity.