Linguistics, But Make It Fashion

literally there’s so much joy to be found in being earnest. so much happiness in being sincere. anyone who tells you otherwise is just trying to get company for their misery.

"Homemade wine" you mean moonshine?

"I'm not selling. I'm sharing. The cash is for vibes"

"Holloway Vineyards - Established Last Tuesday"

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

It was simple addition, really.

why are art museums the only museums with cafeterias? imagine if you just got done walking through a civil war museum and there was a place offering hardtack and soup beans and really bad coffee based on the rations of a union soldier

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu