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izzy's playlists!
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@ana-actually
Just make it exist first, you can make it good later

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As somebody whose name contains an Umlaut, it always makes me mad when Americans people who don’t use a German keyboard layout just leave out the dots. That is not my name. :(
correct: ä = ae ö = oe ü = ue (and ß = ss)
INCORRECT: ä = a ö = o ü = u
Leaving out the dots can actually change the meaning of words. Examples:
schwül: muggy, sticky schwul: gay [homosexual] ächten: to outlaw achten: to regard/respect sb./sth. schön: beautiful schon: already, yet
Respect the Umlaute :(
A "gate-blocking knife-cart," or 塞门刀车, an ancient Chinese siege-defense. Works as one might imagine from both its name and appearance; wheel it into a gate or entryway and slam it into enemies attempting to attack through the breach point. Earliest mention of the knife-cart comes from the Spring and Autumn period (771-476 BC) though it was used the most during the Song dynasty (960-1279 CE)
you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

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People do not just tolerate you. You are valued!
Some auroras in Abisko, Sweden.
this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song
no because the first time he was doing just fine but the second time he was doing JUST fine
my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

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art history is
completely useless bullshit
a fun hobby
a type of legitimate scholarship i don't really respect
a valuable field but less valuable than others
something you should have some understanding of to be a well educated person
bullshit but in an anti-intellecual way
idk man it depends
good shit 💯 👀 🤌💖❤️
so many notes are like "what are these options" "what is wrong with op" "what is op's deal?!"
my deal is i graduated summa cum laude in the history of art, and you would Not Believe the Shit people say to me about my field, knowing full well that it's my field.
cholitas skaters by célia d. luna
if youre wondering how things are going in america. This is for the exact same generic drug & dose in my zip code.
Dog we have no idea either. I bet you yell at waitstaff.
No i do not, because if I buy a burger for ten dollars and it ends up being 15 after tax and tip that's just not a big deal, or if it was, i could eat at home. If it ended up being $540 and also if i had no choice but to eat the hamburger or suffer serious health effects then sure I would be upset.
Also, if it was the waitstaffs literal job to talk to my dietician and see if there was an alternate hamburger that cost less than $540, or if my dietician had records saying the hamburger was covered and the restaraunt didn't get the memo.
Also, please highlight where in the post I say I yelled at anyone.
Use your brain.
Also, please highlight
where in the post I say I
yelled at anyone.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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we learn from history that most people do not learn from history
living in an area with a lot of desert plants is so funny when they start to bloom and grow that tall fucking stalk. like put your fuckin thing away man that's indecent
like we get it
for some of these plants it's called a "death bloom" which is the end of the life cycle for the plant
can you imagine. gets so hard you die
Some of them grow trees instead of brushy dongs. Here's one down the street from me. It's taller than the house and almost taller than the actual tree next to it.
This guy outside home depot
Have some more fuzzy dongs from the park
thank you for all the plant penis posting I really appreciate it
Honorable mention to the Garfield Park Conservatory's agave, which grew a flowerdick so big they had to take one of the panes of glass out of the roof of the greenhouse to let the dick through: