Linguistics, But Make It Fashion

Bug time.

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

it’s good for you to look at things that make you lightheartedly say “ew” while snickering like a little kid and then carry on. i say this genuinely. it will shift your knee-jerk reaction towards things that mildly disgust you away from fear

If we're being quite honest, a lot of these "morally grey" characters are really more of a moral beige.

I don’t know how to break this to some of you but someone being cringe is not a crime. It’s not even a cancellable offense. Too many of y’all have lost your sense of whimsy and now give off the energy of the popular kids in school who side eyed and scoffed at anyone different. Hiding behind the veil of online anonymity has made some of you really mean for no good reason

The internet has empowered you to express your hatred for others happier and freer than you. You can finally experience for yourself the power the mean popular kids in school had and you’ve become addicted to it. You’re targeting the harmless weirdos of the world instead of the true villains among us, and you’re generating nothing positive to society. You will have retweets from others just as miserable as you, and yet none of them will be at your funeral. Your mark on this earth will be negative and uninspiring.

good news everybody the only gender is girl now we did it

I don't think people on the West Coast understand how much denser and multipolar the US is east of the Mississippi

The reason there are more train lines and proposals on the east coast is because there are more cities and people on the East Coast

None continent with right population.

Yum!

@inber you have tapped a deep vein here

Made it all the way to the end straight-faced and then I read 'By Jane Austen' and lost it.