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And, oh, yeah, the President just got impeached.

BRIE LARSON as guest host on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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ethicalmemes

That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

grimthetransman

Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!

https://teamtrees.org/

The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...

kedreeva

They’re only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. There’s a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if you’re interested in gift ideas.

If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!

damalseer

It’s dec 17 3:33 am we can still do this

super close!!

so nearly there

they did it!

And it’s still rising!

murdershegoat

these bitches really get it huh

glumshoe

My favorite thing about kids is that, no matter what topic you pick, somewhere out there, there is a child whose is obsessively passionate about that topic.

Somewhere there is almost certainly a little girl who saw a documentary on mummies and fell instantly in love with Seti II. She walks up to strangers to begin conversations about Seti II. For her fourth birthday she asked for a Seti II themed party. Her most treasured toy is a plushie of Seti II that her mother made by hand, and she drags it’s horrible withered cloth body with her everywhere she goes and sleeps with it in her arms and cries when it gets left in the car. She has her father tuck her into bed ‘Seti II style’ and has tea parties with her imaginary friend, Seti II. She might not be particularly interested in Egypt or in archaeology or even mummies in general, but the mummy of Seti II is the focal point of her imagination. No one is quite sure what it is about Seti II that appeals to her so much but my god she loves that gross mummy with all her heart and soul.

scattered-to-the-winds

Was this little girl you

glumshoe

Oh, I wish, but mummies came later. For a brief while when I was three, I carried around a framed portrait of George Washington.

itmustvebeenthefairies

Trying to scroll through any social media when the reviews for TRoS and Cats are coming in AND Trump is impeached all within the span of a few hours

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queenofthefaces

savastasia

How are disabled and interracial illegal???

anarchohellenism

Interracial marriage was outlawed for the longest time, and disabled people lose government benefits when they get married so they cannot have reassurance that they will continue to LIVE if they get married.

rxbiteme

Story time: my mom is white, dad is black. They’ve been together twenty four years, married for twenty three. When my parents were dating they did it on the low TO KEEP MY DAD SAFE.

My mom’s parents said “We don’t care who you love.” At that point she’d only ever brought home white guys. She brought my dad home-her mother called her a nigger lover and damned the relationship as much as possible. Her father grew around his prejudices after I was born but never apologized, just wasn’t a blatant fuck.

The day she introduced my father to her family was the last time she spoke to her mother for over twenty years. When I was getting sick and she called and asked her mother and grandmother if anyone in the family had anything strange happen similar what I was going through they told her “it’s because you married a black man. You made your bed, you lie in it.”

Cops pulled them over all the time and asked my mom IF SHE WAS OKAY AND IF SHE NEEDED HELP BECAUSE MY FATHER-A BLACK MAN-WAS DRIVING A 100 POUND WHITE WOMAN AROUND. HE WAS HARRASSED AND THREATED WITH ARREST.

My father ended up getting into a fight in self defence because some entitled hick decided he didn’t like seeing a black man and white woman in the bar together. Thankfully other patrons helped my father but he still couldn’t go to the er for his injuries. My mom patched him up and they were terrified the cops would take him away.

THEIR BEST FRIEND GOT LICENSED TO MARRY THEM SO THEY COULD ACTUALLY TIE THE KNOT BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WOULD AND CITED JIM CROW ERA LAW AS TO WHY.

When shopping with just me my father wouldn’t hold my hand if there was a group around. Why? I’m far lighter than him and people had stopped and asked him “whose child is that?” Or “little girl where’s your parents?” and were stunned when I grinned and pointed at my dad and proudly proclaimed “my daddy’s right here.” You know where else mixed kids couldn’t hold their parents hands? Apartheid South Africa. We live in fucking FLORIDA.

So yeah. Some history for you.

kari-izumi

This post was made in October 2018. The above poster’s parents met in 1994. We were a generation removed from the Civil Rights movement and this was happening.

marzipanandminutiae

when my parents got married in 1979, they had to check to make sure they could legally do it at their intended venue

why?

my mom has epilepsy, and in the late 19th-early 20th centuries, several states passed laws banning people with epilepsy- among other disabilities -from marrying

(luckily the state in question had removed the law from the books, but just the fact that it was a concern is appalling)

themodernsouthernpolytheist

And it’s SO important to remember these things. People on tumblr often somewhat remember life before Hodges v. Obergefell, but many were kids. And that was just 4 years ago. Loving v. Virginia, the case that allowed interracial marriage, was argued in 1967. My mom was 9. She’s a Boomer and I’m a Millennial. This was NOT that long ago. But by not framing it like that, it’s easy for people for whom it’s always been law to not realize how recent it was.

wilwheaton

“At bottom, this is a simple matter. Democrats are demanding to hear from witnesses whom we have not yet heard from, and who have direct knowledge of what may be the most corrupt act at the core of the scheme — the freezing of the aid — which Republicans claim was an entirely innocent act. Senate Republicans are refusing to hear from them, just as the White House wants.”

— Why doesn’t McConnell want witnesses at Trump’s trial? Because he’s guilty.

roll1uptwice

dope af

whitepeopletwitter

imjustsoscaredallthetime

wtfteaching

This absolutely works and provides you free amusement

taterkasserole

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drinkyourjuiceshelby

arodomon-deactivated20230518

Don’t forget we vote Trump out of office Nov. 3 2020

yourdadsghoulfriend

☝🏽important addition

wewerealltoblame

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

greatlordfluffernutter

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

goodgamegrumps

i-hate-chick-fil-a

aangmarble

This guy doesn’t pull any punches

complicatedmerary

lachenn

Reblogging this version instead cause ppl think this is about trashing LOK.

And it ain’t. LOK was good despite all the bullshit nickelodeon kept pulling on the creators.

biglawbear

fyeahdisneyatlantis

Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)

Origin: Atlantean

“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”

Origin: Atlantean

(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)

“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?”

Origin: Atlantean

“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”

Origin: Atlantean

“I….travel…friend!”

Origin: Atlantean

“…I travel friend…

(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?”

(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)

Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)

“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”

Origin: Latin

“You speak the language of the Romans!”

Origin: French (milo plz)

“Do you speak French?”

Origin: French

“Yes, sir!”

afallenwolf

And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon.

So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.

tini-ballerini

Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.

kamari3

Kida: You seem to be an idiot but I’ll forgive you because you’re trying.

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clumsygaydisaster

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

starlorddude

#preach

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