“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

come watch sk8 the infinity, the ONLY gay skateboarding anime with an attempted homicide!

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

Do y'all not remember the russian spies that plagued tumblr??

I wish it was rudy time all the time