boyfriend is recounting his convention experience

I’m….wow. Need me one like this.

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

fucking dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user sexwizard

ignore for poison 🤭👎

[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows a wooden gift box containing fresh rosemary, thyme, basil, and a bottle of whisky. Lou Sanders says, “It really is the whole life I’ve taken into account. From garden to kitchen to bedroom.” Greg Davies asks, “To bedroom?” Lou replies, “Whisky’s for the bedroom - we all know that.” Greg pulls a doubtful face while making a note on his score card. Lou asks mischievously, “How have you been doing it?” Greg replies, “I use the herbs.” End ID.]