no thots head empty

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

You can lure beautiful women to your home with slow cooked pork

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

60 is not old

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.