high functioning shit show

Torterra.....

There's a high likelihood that that island is a woman; female snapping turtles are more likely to cross roads and fields going to/from nesting sites.

FISH HAMMER

For beating the carp outta someone

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

REPORT: mitch mcconnell hospitalized after being mistaken for sea turtle and fed taylor farms shredded lettuce

you fucking suck at burger