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Evening everyone! Still working out how I should visually format my posts to make them look nice, but I'll figure it out eventually lol. Feel free to send in requests for writing for any of the following fandoms, whether that be full fics, headcanons, scenarios, drabbles, or whatever else. I'm fine with writing just about any topic or genre, including NSFW, but I will NOT write anything non-consensual nor anything revolving around particularly disturbing fetishes (i.e. excretion fetishes, vore, etc.). I'm not usually one to kink shame, but in this case, I will need to kink-concern. I should also note that I won't and will never write NSFW content of characters who are minors. I believe reasonable aging up is fine (think along the lines of high-school setting in which characters could believably be underage being changed to a college setting, or following a timeskip into the future after the main events of the original media's story or something). I'm not doing that lolicon/shotacon bullshit, fuck outta here with that. For things I am comfortable writing, I'm perfectly fine with writing things like bondage, latex, BDSM topics, and more. Honestly, I should probably make a list of topics I will and won't write for, but just know I'm fine with most stuff, and just shoot me a dm or anonymous ask to check if you're unsure. Always down for writing fluff and angst too. Anyways, here are the fandoms I am currently open to writing for! This list will likely update in the future.
Dragon ball/Z/Super/Xenoverse
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Parts 1-5, still need to watch part 6 cuz I'm an idiot)
Danganronpa 1/2/3
Overwatch
Mortal Kombat X/11/1
Metal Gear Solid and Rising (all games)
Batman (general, The Telltale Series, or request a specific comic/continuity and I'll take a look)
Fallout 3/New Vegas/4
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim + some modded followers like Inigo, Kaidan, Auri, and Lucian
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I got curious, so without looking up the reddit thread because I hate reddit, I went to the list of Barbie's careers. Because of course people have dated lists of those.
Her first 28 years are fairly tame, until we reach 1987's Canadian Mountie Barbie. Reasonable odds for a cop, even if they're not a USAmerican cop.
in 1991, we get US Air Force Pilot Barbie, US Marine Corps Sergeant Barbie, US Navy Petty Officer Barbie. There's also 1992's US Army Barbie, if those guys were feeling left out. I'm also ignoring the 1989 US Army Barbie because that one is 100% a stolen valour runway look, not a uniform.
Going to run my autism over those four.
US Navy Petty Officer Barbie is wearing quartermaster's rating insignia, so no combat for her.
US Army Barbie is wearing an airborne maroon beret with no rank insignia that I could see, but she's loaded down with medical supplies, so I'm gonna say combat medic, but only as many kills as her other medical endeavours.
US Air Force Pilot Barbie is wearing a jacket that looks like a Top Gun tie-in. The unit patch is just the USAF coat of arms, and the name patch says she's a Captain. VERY confusingly, the plane on the box art is an F-5, which had just recently been retired. But its USAF usage was almost all in the OPFOR Aggressor squadrons, which is... "come play enemy planes for our training exercises".
US Marine Corps Sergeant Barbie is wearing E-5 Sergeant's insignia, and three medals (she's in dress uniform). To my eye, and allowing for badly printed colours, looks like Navy and Marine Achievement Medal, Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal, and the South West Asia Service Medal. The first two are fairly obvious "Barbie Is Well Behaved" stuff, but uh. That last one though?
USMC Barbie was in Desert Storm.
And if she was in a support role there, well, 1993 gave us USAmerican Cop Barbie. Case closed.
This is a Sub!Raiden/Jack (MGR) x Ambiguous smut drabble I wrote in a game with a friend where we each wrote for like 20 minutes and then shared with each other. You can imagine whoever you want as Raiden's partner, a Raiden x Reader, Raiden x Jetstream Sam, or whoever else, it's never specified. Aight, smut under here.
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Raiden's eyes fluttered closed, a soft moan welling up in his throat. His legs parted to give better access, his partner taking the opportunity to trail their tongue down the V-shape of his hips to his most intimate area. Raiden had no idea why Doktor Voigt left his lower pelvis almost fully intact even with the cybernetic parts, but god, he was so happy that crazy bastard did.
A small yelp tore from Raiden's mouth at the sudden feeling of soft lips wrapping around the head of his cock, before another low moan followed. He hadn't been touched like this in years, so it was as if everything was new to him again. "Oh, oh fuck, please, deeper." He gasped as his back arched off of the sheets, strands of his white hair falling into his face.
He could feel the low rumble of a slight chuckle sending vibrations from his partner's lips to the tip of his cock and up his shaft, causing a sharp gasp to tear from Raiden's lungs. "Ah! T-that's-!" He stammered out, but he was cut off by his partner sliding their tongue along the slit present on the tip of his member. Raiden let out a mewling sound, his thighs wrapping around his partner's head as he fought to keep his composure. The action, the touch, it was so simple and yet so overwhelming for the cyborg soldier.
Raiden gazed down at his partner with half-lidded eyes. "Please....don't stop there. I can take it, I promise." He whispered, his voice already hoarse from the sounds he had been making for the past hour. Raiden placed a hand upon his partner's head to give himself some form of stability amidst the sensations of pleasure wracking his frame. His partner obliged his request, sinking their lips lower down his shaft inch by exquisite inch.
Raiden's partner lifted a hand to card through the swordsman's greyish-white hair, a gesture startlingly tender considering the sensations that were so close to overwhelming Raiden. It was as if to say 'Good boy, you're doing so well.' His partner may have had their mouth full, but they didn't need words to let Raiden know he was being praised. A soft whimper rumbled in the swordsman's chest as he leaned into the gentle touch.
Raiden bit back what was almost a scream as his partner sunk fully down to the base of his shaft, their lips making a ring around the base. The feeling of their mouth around him, so warm and welcoming, was the closest thing the cyborg had ever experienced to heaven. But it was nothing compared to when his partner started to move, bobbing their head up and down Raiden's cock with such efficiency that it left the poor man dazed and his senses fuzzy. There had to be some explanation for why it felt this good, he had plenty of experience before being turned into a cyborg, but it never felt quite like he did now. Perhaps it had something to do with the long amount of time since he had last been with somebody, or perhaps his new form offered some sort of amplification of his pleasure?
Raiden's hazel eyes were wide and practically glazed over as a litany of sounds poured from his lips, babbling incoherent praise and begging alongside his sounds of pleasure. Raiden's whimpers and moans filled the bedroom as the sounds of their activities echoed off of the walls. He couldn't believe he was already feeling that familiar knot forming in his stomach. His partner had been preparing the cyborg for this for the past hour or so with slow kissing that evloved into a heated makeout session, and yet none of that prepared him for what he was experiencing in this moment. Raiden could feel a tingling sensation building at the base of his spine, and he could tell he was beginning to get near release.
"Oh-f-fuck! Ah~ getting....closer! Please, give me more!" He cried out, his voice breaking on a sob. It was all just so much for him! His partner grinned below, doubling their efforts and drawing out that pretty voice they knew Raiden had. Long gone was the meticulous and occasionally ruthless killing machine that he had been trained, and later forged, to be. Now all that Raiden could focus on in this moment was the feeling of being inside his partner's mouth and how good it felt.
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Hey, I've seen some of your writing and I'm really enjoying it! I'd like to request a sub!Tomas x reader. Fic, drabble, alphabet, whatever you wanna go with! I just wanna see more dom!reader on this website because istg people only write the reader to be submissive. LET ME PEG THAT PUPPY BOY, DAMN. Anyways, hope you're doing well! Not asking anonymously because I'm not a coward.
Subby Tomas Scenarios
👽: I salute you @snakesaremisunderstood 🫡//thank youuu!! Okie dokie so I did some head canon-y scenarios! Hope you like :3 (ALSO!! I’m grinding out these requests!!! Just so you pookies know!!! Muah!! 💋)
🖇️: Tomas Vrbada x gn!reader
❌: NOT Proof Read
⚠️: NSFW/SMUT/SoftDom!Reader/receiving Tomas/lots of praise/you jerk him off and peg him//idk if I left anything else out//enjoyyy :3
★ You start evenings by pulling Tomas close on the couch, your fingers tracing his jaw as you tilt his head up. “Look at me, sweetheart,” you murmur, pressing your lips to his in slow, deep kisses. He sighs into your mouth, hands twitching to roam, but you catch his wrists gently. “Not yet, let me lead.” He nods, eyes fluttering shut, whispering, “Yes, of course—anything for you.” You reward him by nipping his lower lip, drawing out soft whimpers until he’s pliant against you.
★ In the bedroom, you stand him before the mirror, your hands sliding under his shirt to lift it off inch by inch. “Such a good boy for staying still,” you say, voice warm as you expose his toned chest. Tomas blushes, glancing away, but you turn his chin back. “Eyes on us—see how handsome you are when you listen.” He murmurs, “I love it when you say that…” as your fingers dip to his waistband, tugging his pants down slowly, making him hard just by looking at him.
★ Light restraint is something you enjoy with your lover. You tie Tomas’s wrists loosely to the headboard with a silk scarf, ensuring it’s comfortable. “Tell me if it’s too much, love,” you check, kissing his knuckles. He shakes his head, smiling shyly. “It’s perfect—you’re perfect.” You trail your nails down his sides, watching him arch, then soothe with your palm. “Good boy, taking it so well.” His breaths quicken as you hover over him, denying full contact until he begs pathetically.
★ During a quiet dinner, your foot nudges his under the table, sliding up his calf. Tomas freezes, fork midway to his mouth. “Focus on your food,” you say with a knowing smile. He swallows hard, whispering your name nervously. You lean in, chin resting in your palm. “Behave, and I’ll take care of you after. Such a patient boy deserves it.” He nods, flushed with quiet trust.
★ you have the ability to edge him with your words and your words alone. Having Tomas lie back, your hand wrapping around his cock in firm strokes. “Don’t move your hips yet,” you instruct softly, thumb circling the tip. He gasps, gripping the sheets. “Please—it f-feels sso good.” You slow when he nears the edge, cooing, “Hold it for me, you’re doing so good already hon,” He whimpers your name, body trembling, until you finally let him spill with a praising kiss to his forehead.
★ After warming him up however you please, you position the strap on, easing in slowly as Tomas kneels on all fours. “Breathe with me, baby,” you guide, one hand on his hip, the other stroking his back. He moans, pushing back gently. “Ah—mmh, more~” You thrust in rhythmic, caring motions, whispering, “Such a good boy for me.”
★ Jerking him off is a personal favorite. But with rules. Always with rules, hon. You straddle Tomas’s thighs, your hand pumping his throbbing cock steadily while pinning his arms above his head with your free one. “Hands stay here—no touching yourself or me just yet,” you command tenderly, watching pre cum bead at the slit. He whines, hips bucking. “I need to hold you…please??” You shake your head, speeding your strokes. “Not until I say.” He obeys, of course he does, crying out as you bring him to his peak, releasing his hands to steal a messy kiss.
★ In the warm tub, you settle behind Tomas, your arms around his waist as you wash him. “Lift your arms,” you say, soaping his chest, fingers lingering on his nipples. He leans into you, whimpering. You guide his soapy grip to your thigh instead. “Touch only where I allow—good boys earn more.” He complies with a soft laugh, the water rippling as tension builds into mutual caresses under your direction.
★ You wake Tomas with gentle kisses down his spine, your hand slipping between his legs to fondle his morning wood. “Stay still and let me start your day right.” you whisper, rolling him onto his back. He stirs, smiling drowsily. “Mmm—nngh~” You work him slowly, praising, “Such an eager boy, huh?” He cums fast from the words, with a contented sigh, pulling you down for lazy kiss.
★ of course you give the best after care. What partner doesn’t? you wrap Tomas in a blanket, feeding him water from a glass. “You were amazing,” you affirm, kissing his temple. He nuzzles closer, voice sleepy. “I trust you completely—makes it all so intense.” You stroke his hair, reinforcing, your love and affection.
Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"
But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.
In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.
They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.
At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.
That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)
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honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.
oh this is wonderful, someone already dug two graves for my revenge quest! now i can focus an ever-increasing amount of hatred and rage into self-destructive habits without release of physical labor!
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HI HI HI IT'S BEEN LIKE YEARS SINCE I WAS LAST ON TUMBLR. But I decided to come back (for whatever reason, probably hyperfixations). My birthday is in like a week so I decided how best to celebrate it other than bothering some of my favorite headcanon authors? I was wondering if you could write some headcannons for Fo4's companions for when their partner decides to give them a full-on spa treatment because, and I quote, "You don't take care of yourself, so I will." I'm talking the full package: full body massage, oils, lamps and ambience, long cucumbers on the face, the works. And when everything is done, their partner has even made them a special dinner with their favorite meal (or some similar equivalent for the more robotic companions). Pampering.
》WELCOME BACK, SNAKES! I'm trying to get this out on time but Jesus it feels like there's not enough time in the day. Happy Birthday (づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ🎂
【Cait】 "Fuck are you doin'?"
She doesn't understand why they want to do this. She's not hurt and she feels fine. That lasts two minutes because the moment they put hands on her she melts. Taking a bath in the waste is a luxury by itself but with the cream she feels soft. Not emotionally, she would never admit to that, her skin is soft. She likes the massage and stretches that work out her muscles, gentle ache lasting for a moment and leaving. She doesn't say so but she wants to do it again.
【Codsworth】 "I suppose a break wouldn't hurt."
The real reason he lets them do it is so he doesn't hurt their feelings. Sure the treatment is good and he hasn't found the time to install those updates they found while traveling the waste and in the basement, but surely he could do all of these things by himself. Still they are the person he trusts most in the world so having it be them is nice, preferred even.
【Curie】 "But the clinic... Oh, I suppose if I am overworked I will be less effective."
They just need to tell her she'll work better after and she agrees. She'll give pointers on the massage and how to do it better. Even using them as an example, turning them into a pile of mush for a moment before laying back down for them to repeat what they've learned. Everything she's given is met with a 'thank you' no matter how simple and it's a wonder it would be that simple to get her to sit down. Normally she'd say 'no' but her partner giving a fake reason is enough for her.
【Danse (Post-BB)】 "I'm not sure..."
This happens after the whole thing with the Brotherhood goes down. He doesn't really feel like a person, coming to terms with everything. And then his partner came by with a box of things, pushing their way in. He doesn't have the energy to say 'no' so they're just able to pamper on him, making him feel better without asking. Brushing his hair, cleaning his nails, putting a face mask on him feels like he's getting his identity back. That he's human. So he leans into their hands and let's himself feel everything they do. Every feeling and touch.
【Deacon】 "We gonna braid each other's hair and talk about boys?"
Like most times he's trying to hide that he's tired and working himself too hard by his favorite coping mechanism; Humor. But they then his partner can tell he's bullshitting so he has to take what they give him. It takes a good minute to get him to relax. Even if they're his partner he still doesn't like being so open, physically and emotionally. When he does relax there's a quiet he never lets happen, domestic and sweet, all fluff and no veil of control and mystery. They don't break that quiet for the rest of the day.
【Dogmeat】 "Ruff! woof..."
He loves the attention and the way they brush out his hair. Sits still when called a good boy and tries to stay clean for the rest of the day. No rolling in the dirt or running after rad-roaches. Just laying with them on the bed wagging his tail every time they look at him.
【Hancock】 "Alright, sweetheart, your turn."
He calls them a hypocrite with a smile and does everything they do back to them. He's putting the face mask on them while they put it on him. Will it work on him? Probably not. But that's not what this is about. The massage is taken and given and only has a happy ending if they advance. He's perfectly fine with just the domestic pampering with no sex. That doesn't mean he's not stealing kisses every chance he gets.
【MacCready】 "What? Those things are real?"
In Little Lamplight they would play around and put mud on their faces, saying it was good for their skin, but all of them didn't know face masks were a thing. Of course the real thing isn't just mud. He agrees because he thinks the whole thing is silly and will be over in twenty minutes. He was wrong. The entire time he's asking if it's over and the answer is always no. It's not that he doesn't like it, it's just that he doesn't know what to do other than work. If they tell him it's his job to stay still it'll relax him a bit.
【Nick】 "Not sure what a bucket of bolts like me needs a spa day for but I'll bite."
If he was human, or even just a new age synth, he would just agree but knowing it would just be work for his partner has him hesitate. Still he agrees. He can't feel anything but he still laughs as they take a toothbrush to his face and hands. They clean his eyes and he can see better surprisingly. And they sit on him, keeping him company while making sure he won't get up and start working. They can just fix him up while talking and he's there for it.
【Piper】 "I don't need it."
It is a genuine struggle to get her to take care of herself. She wants to be out there sticking it to the big man and spreading the truth. Sure it's cute they want to pamper her but she doesn't want to... Until she's bribed with nuka-cola and an old pre-war story. She really likes when her nails and hair around clean. All the grime picked away and nail polish. Not to mention how soft her hair feels after the treatment. She can and will ask where they got it and she will take the secret to the grave.
【Preston】 "But-"
He needs to be cut off. The entire Minutemen vote for him to have a day off unanimously and take away his weapon, shoes, and coat. He's unsure of the whole thing but loves his partner and his people enough to not complain about it. It's complicated for him. He should be making up for everything, fixing everything, not sitting for his partner. But they treat him so softly, love on him and give him and his body time are care to make him whole again, to make him stop and rest... At one point he will cry and he will need to hug them until he stops. They're more than happy to.
【Sturges】 "How sweet, darlin'. I'd love to spend the day with you."
He doesn't need to be told twice. He's been fixing everything under the sun in Sanctuary, he deserves a little R&R. He wants to be touched a lot. He doesn't see them all too often on account of them both being busy and feeling them there helps him relax. Honestly, they could just sit on him and it would do the same thing. It's going to take a lot of effort to work out his muscles but they're up to the challenge and he's more than willing to do whatever they say.
【Travis】 "Oh, um, okay. You want me to lay just like this?"
He doesn't really ask what it's about, thinking it'll be a quick thing he can just put the radio on pre-recorded songs. When it takes longer than he thought he still doesn't ask when it will be over. Half because he's enjoying himself and half out of respect. He melts immediately, not really understanding what they're doing but letting it happen. He'll remember the radio every so often but he doesn't need to be told to leave it alone. It's on repeat.
【X6-88】 "This sounds like a spectacular waste of time... No, I did not misspeak."
Unlike other synths he has no need for regular maintenance. He can go weeks without eating or drinking and his muscles feel no pain, not any pain he can't handle. So what he's doing all the manual labor around the settlement. He's participating in the community like he was told. That said he will agree. He doesn't feel pain in any meaningful way. So when he feels relief for the first time it shocks him. He groans in the most unintentional way possible. The entire day is like that, him learning what it feels like to be cared for and loved physically and his partner giving it all to him.
Those acting skills kicked in the instant the sourness hit. Which means you can still clearly tell he’s feeling it hard.
His sunglasses mask the fluttered squinting somewhat until he takes them off to put his head in his hand.
For once he’s speechless, and you almost tell him to just spit it out but he refuses with a slow headshake against his palm.
Actually manages to hold on until the candy sweetens, to which he glares at you, slick forehead-ass. How could you do that to him… He could have died..
Kenshi:
He knows. His ancestors told on you.
Tries the candy to humor you, and because he wants to (see) you happy. Taken aback at first because since becoming blind, his other senses have heightened and taste is no exception.
Still handles it better than Johnny, but if his eyes still worked he’d be squeezing them like lemons right now.
Quietly puts it back in its wrapper once it sweetens. Kind of a let-down reaction, but it’s cute to see his tongue blue when he says “Yeah it’s… Sour.”
Bi Han:
Completely oblivious when you hand it to him. It’s blue so he’s inclined to eat it
His usual scrunched brows inflate in the splittest second once the sour hits, thinks you’ve moronically given him a poisoned substance without realizing.
He spits it out on his hand when you try to tell him no, it’s not an assasination attempt, it’s just candy. Not amused.
Slings it hundreds of feet away before you hear a distant vehicular collision.
Tomas Vrbada:
Put the candy in his mouth with no hesitation since he trusts you. Trust revoked.
Still has it in his mouth but glares at you with saucer eyes. Once he sees you grinning, realizes you’ve done this on purpose and hollers.
Fans his face as wisps of smoke flutter at his hand, remembers his Lin Kuei ninja training.
Gets through it!! Cries a little while you give him back pats.
Syzoth:
Puts it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
He still doesn’t catch that you tried to prank him. It was a bit tangy, sure, but was that it?
Has a reduced sense of taste since he’s a reptile so this is nothing for him. It does give a nice tingle, though.
Asks for more, you give him one more. Looks confused at your own confusion and extends his hand for more. More-
Stuffs them in his mouth like popcorn.
Baraka:
Inspects the candy between his sharp nails with hesitation until you say he doesn’t have to try it if he doesn’t want to.
You saying it like that makes him secretly happy :DD so he eats it, close to crunching until the sour hits.
Tries to spit it out instinctively but his teeth are in the way..
The sour candy ricochets in his poor jaws like a pinball machine.
Ends up accidentally swallowing it. I hope you’re happy.
Honestly the fact that you even can kill Soulsborne bosses at all is funny to me. Like, nice job ripping holes in spacetime and channeling deep-space cosmic radiation into a beam attack, unfortunately for you however I have uhhhhhhhh sharp piece of metal
I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-
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Hi there! I'm here to request a little something I've had bouncing around in my head a while and I feel like you'd do a great job at writing it! I'd like to request Taka, Gundham, Fuyu, and Kiyo with an S/O who's basically a giant compared to them and is suuuuuuper affectionate and friendly. Like the first time they met, the reader picked them up and basically swooped then into a hug raving about how adorable they are. You don't have to do it ofc, but if you agree to I CANNOT wait to see the
HAVING A BIG, AFFECTIONATE, FRIENDLY S/O • taka, gundham & fuyuhiko x gn reader
first off, i just want to say i am so sorry that you had to wait for so long, i just got back from my two year long break. second, im also sorry, however, i do not write for korekiyo, so i simply didn't include him. i do apologize for not asking if you wanted to replace him with another character, this request has been pending for so long that i decided against it. third, this is more a story in bullet point form than actual headcanons. despite all of this, i hope you can still enjoy this long awaited request.
tws/cws: yelling, cursing, threatening and violence. (mostly during fuyuhiko's part)
|| -> mod taka <3
at first, kiyotaka will admit that he was quite intimidated by you. seeing someone extremely taller than him isn't an everyday occurrence. yes, many other people were taller than him, but not by such a large degree, usually.
however, if he stood next to you, he'd seem like an overgrown child. so, naturally he was on-edge whenever you were near him, since you could probably easily beat him up if you wanted to.
but he had to remind himself that he was the ultimate moral compass! it doesnt matter how strong or large you are, he will discipline and scold you when it was needed. he will never back down from a fight when it comes to morals, even if he could easily lose that fight.
when you two first met, he decided to make the polite decision to introduce himself. once he was done with his maticulously-worded greeting, (that he had planned last night) he was expecting you to respond in a rude tone, filling the delinquent expectations that he had made of you based on your appearance in his head. but instead...
he was met with the biggest, tightest, and closest hug of his life. his first thought was to hug you back, which he was about to follow, until he remembered that you were in a public space and this would technically be considered as pda.
once he realized that revelation, he immediately pulled away from the hug, scolding you about touching people in public without permission. while your hug was extremely warm and welcoming, he forced himself to keep up his own rules.
you just stood there, very still while he gave you a lecture about being physically affectionate with someone you barely know. he also proceeded to go on a mini rant about the negative effects of pda, but you werent listening to any of it.
you were mainly just focused on how he seemed very passionate about keeping the peace, which made him look weirdly cute. people often look very adorable to you whenever they were talking about something they cared alot about, which is what ishimaru was currently doing.
you interrupted his planned speech about keeping ourselves civil, to compliment him about how cute he looked. taka immediately stopped in his tracks, looking at you like you just spoke a forbidden sentence.
"...pardon?" kiyotaka asked, but it sounded more like a flustered squeak he made out of surprise. you repeated your comment about him, watching his face slowly turn more red, realizing that you were being serious about what you said, and that you weren't mocking him like others do.
after the initial shock wore off, he reacted exactly how he expected you to, which was scolding you passionately again. however, it didn't sway your mind, he still looked very adorable to you while he was practically going teacher-mode on you because you called him "cute."
what you didnt expect, however, was what he said right when he finished telling you off. "thats all! i hope you have learned your lesson!... and while i don't agree with your methods of doing so, i do appreciate the compliment." he added the last part on with a rushed shout, then immediately left, trying to hide his red face from you.
from then on out, you actively seeked taka, and tried to befriend him, which he accepted. you still don't tone down your affectionate-ness and compliments at all, but he seems to be scolding you less and less. in fact, he seems like he anticipates them now, which makes you happy. little did you both know, that this friendship would lead to so much more.
gundham is the same as taka. he was intimidated by your large stature, and general... bigness. however, gundham tanaka is no coward, he will challenge anyone who dares compete against tanaka the forbidden one!
he walked up to you, with extreme confidence, and started his usual menacing speech about how he was a more powerful entity compared to you "mortals". before he could even finish the first sentence, you interrupted with a sentence that caught his " mighty" act off guard.
"aw, you're so adorable! like those hampsters that are on your shoulder! you're almost as cute as them!" were your first words to him. before his mind would even catch up to the strange sentences you just uttered to him, you grabbed him and pulled him into a bear hug.
gundham needed a solid few seconds to compose himself before he speaks at all. the devas are all squirming in his scarf, also caught by surprise from the strong hug you gave them. once he does process the situation enough to not look like a shocked puppy, he immediately starts thrashing in your large arms.
"release me from your armed trap at once, mortal!" he says in a mix of rage and panic. you quickly let him go, feeling a slight pain from how haphazardly he was moving in your grasp, and also because he didn't seem like he wanted to be hugged, if the sentence he spoke to you was anything to go by.
when he was released, the first thing he did after dusting himself off was restart his original speech of him being the supreme overlord of ice, but this time, he added that you are a very bold human for having the gal to touch someone so "highly superior" with such carelessness.
...or something along those lines. you weren't sure. your ears were only processing a muddled version of a few of the words he was saying, the rest was a blur. mainly because you weren't really paying attention to what he was going on about, you were just focusing on the cute, confident look on his face. along with the cute hamsters resting cozily in his scarf.
gundham stopped talking once he realized that you weren't looking him in the eye, or even anywhere near his face. you were staring at his neck, so he looked down to see his friends, then shot a sharp glaze at you after realizing why you weren't paying attention to his great speech.
"why are you looking at the dark devas of destruction, mortal? rather than listening to the words im gracing you with? you are not worthy to be in their presence, or mine." he continued death glaring at you, crossing his arms while waiting for your answer to his question.
"oh- im sorry... my lord? i was just admiring how cute and fuzzy the... dark devas? looked!" you gave the hamsters a small wave while speaking. you didn't know why he was speaking strangely and giving his pets such uncommon nicknames, but you didn't mind. you thought it was a little cute, actually.
of course, gundham was used to the compliments towards the devas. however, he wasn't taking the adjectives "cute" and "fuzzy" very well. they were evil! they were his partners in crime! how dare you call them such belitting names? before he could scold you again, you quickly swept the rug from under him again.
you quickly butted in, and started unconsciously showering him in compliments. calling him well-spoken, cool, dressed nicely, had cool hair, handsome, and such. you also added how his voice was very pleasant to listen to, and that his eyes were very expressive and clear.
as the flattering statements added on and on, he got more and more flustered. his slight stuttering from being caught off guard by the first two quickly because full-on sputtering with his face almost becoming as red as mahirus hair.
before you could make him even more speechless, he took the very little confidence he had left to attempt to make his usual "super big and bad evil" goodbye statement, but a very shortened and messy version escaped his lips instead, with him quickly scattering away before more of his pride was taken away by your giant cursed goodness.
while you were left confused as to why he left so suddenly, you quickly bid him adieu, continuing on with your day in hopes that you two would meet again, and maybe, just maybe, you would get along with each other.
little did you know that he was secretly plotting your demise for daring to treat him like that, muttering his evil plans to the dark devas, feeling that he needed to avenge them because of how you described them as if they weren't his wicked subordinates!
...deep down though, he would be lying if he said he wasn't looking forward to seeing your large, smiley self again. you were one of the few people who didn't scrutinize his personality, and he greatly appreciates it. maybe, when you acknowledge how truly devious he was, then, you could be acquiantances. or something deeper than that.
lets be honest, fuyuhiko would really really dislike you when he first meets you. he has this ideology that people who are positive and kind are fooling him, trying to catch him off guard and trap him with their fake happiness. given his family and who he is, he was taught to be skeptical of almost everyone, so it wasn't much of a surprise when he was skeptical towards you.
everytime you even attempted to get near him, he either yelled at you to back or else he'd shank you, or peko would step in, quickly telling you to leave with her hands already on her sword handle in case you try to push it.
you would try for weeks to even have a slight chance of talking to him, because he is the only person out of your class that you haven't had a personal connection with. heck, you even started to have a slight bond with peko when she wasn't busy protecting fuyuhiko!
if you were being honest, you were genuinely starting to give up on having him warm up to you. you knew that no matter how hard you try, some people will still find ways to dislike you. you thought that this would be one of those unfortunate cases, and you were on the edge of accepting it.
until that one night. you were having trouble sleeping, and nothing seemed to be working. you knew that it was probably too late for anyone to be awake right now, so you decided to take an evening stroll around the school. maybe the walking would tired you out.
you walk out of your dorm, only to see kuzuryu starting absent mindedly at the stars in the late night sky. he looked so... at ease. the sound of a door opening and footsteps started him, and his attitude quickly did a 180, turning aggressive.
"what the hell are you doing sneaking up on me like that?! are you gonna try to fool me again, huh? with your fake smiles and over-the-top hugs?" he yelled, paying no mind to the fact that it was 4am, and he could wake someone up.
you reassured him that you weren't going to hurt him, but to be honest, you were hurt at the accusation that it was fake. you wanted to speak your feelings, but you felt like that would make him more on edge, so you just ignored that hurt for now.
disregarding your word, he told you to stay far away from him, pointing at the very end of the balcony he was leaning against. you did what you were told, not wanting to agitate him further. to be honest, this is probably the nicest he's been to you so far. usually, he'd just tell you to fuck off, so you weren't about to let this rare opportunity to talk to him slip pass you.
after a few moments if silence, you decided to ramble a bit, maybe that'll warm him up to you. you talked about everything you could, random stuff you thought of, all the way to deep philosophical conversations that would make you ponder at night.
fuyuhiko didn't look like he was listening, if anything, he looked as if he was spacing out and using you as a white noise machine. however, that was better than his usual response of him threatening you, so you kept going.
eventually, he said something, cutting you off mid-rant. "you know, you don't have to keep up the act right now." "what do you mean?" "i know you're lying, just admit it to my face so you can stop using all your energy trying to convince me you're a good person."
ouch, that stung. but, this is the longest he's talked to you in private, you couldn't let this go. "well, what if i told you it wasn't a lie?" you smiled at him. "bullshit. no one is ever that positive or nice."
"well, i am. and i'll prove it to you if you'll let me!" "pffft. yeah right. do you just want me to believe that someone as big as you isn't a secret spy or assassin? don't even try."
"im not. i can prove it to you." you were so close. he was talking to you, he was actually talking to you! you would have preferred if the conversation was more positive, yes, but he was talking to you! you were getting somewhere!
"really?" he paused, you could see his eyebrows slightly furrow in thought. "fine, since these other students are making things boring as hell, i'll let you prove it to me."
...it was that easy? all you had to do was say that you were willing to prove it at a balcony when it was 4am? it was a bit anti-climactic, but hey, you weren't complaining. "great! you won't regret this!" you walked to hug him before he put his tough guy act on again.
"don't. touch. me. i said i'd let you prove it to me, not use me as a personal cuddle bear. with how different we look, i think you'd crush me." "ah, not much of a hugger? sorry, i get it. should've asked first."
he yawned. "yeah you should've. anyways, i'm hitting the sack. kill me in my sleep and ill haunt you forever." fuyuhiko spoke as he walked back to his dorm room.
"i won't!" you replied, waving him goodbye. you know it was small progress, but you're getting somewhere. you'll definitely gain his trust.
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