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spies are forever alternate ending

#im sorry #no im not but this joke is low hanging fruit and we both know it

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smytherines

seems like particularly bad news for Starkid and TCB. A substantial portion of their income is tied to digital tickets, rentals, and digital downloads through vimeo, and now vimeo is getting rid of their VOD platform

anything you've purchased but not downloaded to your own computer will become inaccessible after November 20th. This is also devastating for media preservation in general, as there are many other films/independent creators whose catalogs are only available through vimeo

This is purely speculation, but I'm guessing that moving forward they'd have to do limited rental windows (like the two week window to rent the great debate through dynasty typewriter) via some other service?

lopez-richter-fangirl

Could be wrong, I don’t *think* this affects the digital download content. I think Video On Demand is one specific product that’s being shut down and videos will still be hosted on VHX

smytherines

Okay whew thank God, it looks like you're right? I didn't realize VHX was considered separate from Vimeo VOD, so seeing that announcement panicked me a little bit

#starkid #tcb #tin can bros

smytherines

the hierarchy of alcoholic beverages Owen Carvour drinks (pre-fall):

1. Dry white wine, partial to champagne

2. Gin & Tonic, his standard cocktail when he drinks spirits (not too often), a solid, reliable drink that's difficult to screw up

3. Negroni, also a gin drink, pure slut mode, every time Owen orders it Curt knows he's about to get felt up in a dark alley

And post-fall:

1. Fuck it he'll drink VODKA brand vodka from the new democratic republics of old socialist prussian sloviskia, he'll drink paint thinner, he doesn't gaf anymore

#also to add to the list he'll drink a beer but only because he has british obligations to fulfill #< my headcanon for this is that he doesnt mind a pint of bitter and drank beer in his younger days #but in mi6 its all sherry. wine. gin and port because its mostly rich guys. so owen switched to gin and wine to fit in #but every great once in awhile he'll have a beer and seem to enjoy it. and curt is confused every time

seracadash

Puns usually dont do anything to me but i find people explaining puns the funniest shit ever. So you can imagine how much I laughed in Starkid's Ani

#listened to ani while I was driving yesterday #still an all-timer

the hierarchy of alcoholic beverages Owen Carvour drinks (pre-fall):

1. Dry white wine, partial to champagne

2. Gin & Tonic, his standard cocktail when he drinks spirits (not too often), a solid, reliable drink that's difficult to screw up

3. Negroni, also a gin drink, pure slut mode, every time Owen orders it Curt knows he's about to get felt up in a dark alley

And post-fall:

1. Fuck it he'll drink VODKA brand vodka from the new democratic republics of old socialist prussian sloviskia, he'll drink paint thinner, he doesn't gaf anymore

#owen carvour #to me #tin can bros #as a hater of both wine and gin it pains me to say it #I think they said in the commentary that the brand on the vodka is just the russian word for vodka? did I remember that correctly?#although looking at it that doesnt appear to be on the bottle so idk. but my point stands

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smytherines

seems like particularly bad news for Starkid and TCB. A substantial portion of their income is tied to digital tickets, rentals, and digital downloads through vimeo, and now vimeo is getting rid of their VOD platform

anything you've purchased but not downloaded to your own computer will become inaccessible after November 20th. This is also devastating for media preservation in general, as there are many other films/independent creators whose catalogs are only available through vimeo

This is purely speculation, but I'm guessing that moving forward they'd have to do limited rental windows (like the two week window to rent the great debate through dynasty typewriter) via some other service?

smytherines

yes, vhx was acquired by vimeo in 2016:

trigona-necrophaga

I think it’s time for me to visit my good friend Bunbury who lives in the countryside

seems like particularly bad news for Starkid and TCB. A substantial portion of their income is tied to digital tickets, rentals, and digital downloads through vimeo, and now vimeo is getting rid of their VOD platform

anything you've purchased but not downloaded to your own computer will become inaccessible after November 20th. This is also devastating for media preservation in general, as there are many other films/independent creators whose catalogs are only available through vimeo

This is purely speculation, but I'm guessing that moving forward they'd have to do limited rental windows (like the two week window to rent the great debate through dynasty typewriter) via some other service?

#starkid #tin can bros #fuck you vimeo #vimeo

nobody is going to understand this but... spies are forever in a kevin can fuck himself style au. When the focus is on Curt it's all spy movies tropes, badass explosions and sick hand to hand combat sequences, glamorous locations and intrigue, killing hyperstylized (heavily queercoded) bad guys without moral ambiguity. Visually it's like the bright, vibrant technicolor palette of early Bond films. Spy work as fantasy

And when the focus is on Owen it's like throwing up blood because he's been working with a broken rib for two days, brutally murdering some mild-mannered bureaucrat because he was ordered to, coups and blackmail and manipulation and coercion, with a dark, moody color palette like modern spy films, spy work as gritty reality

And the story switches back and forth in their perspectives, Curt setting up a classic spy caper that is supposed to resolve without too many long-lasting consequences, grinning the entire time, meanwhile Owen is basically collapsing in on himself due to the nature of the job

#anyways more people should watch kevin can fuck himself #(and I guess spies are forever too if youre into that shit)

how I feel every time I do art

#this is joey drawing lauren during the spies “joey's punishment livestream”#look how proud he is #thats literally his wife #joey richter #lauren lopez

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crazysodomite

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

#not to be the 50th person to tag this “kevin can fuck himself” bht #kevin can fuck himself

waiting for my new paints to show up like I'm a civil war widow

#they shipped yesterday #got a nice deal on 10 5ml tubes in a set. fancy shit like moonglow and cascade green and aussie red gold #plus a pthalo blue (red shade). an ochre variant called french ochre. and english red earth #I need to make more color wheels okay

muppetshow2026

i genuinely feel like im being edged

laterkiss

self diagnosed dead wife

#curt 0.5 seconds after owen falls

hauntanelle

tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james

#feeling vindicated that I headcanon a gin and tonic as owen's drink of choice

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