Mc, sitting face-to-face with their demons
Mc: Okay, let’s go over a couple of things.
Lucifer: Is that why you called us here?
Mc: *smiling* I can jump.
Mammon: Obviously?
Mc: I can’t jump from a height of 10 meters.
The brothers: .…
Mc: I can stay up all night, go without sleep for a night.
Asmo: I think I know where this is going…
Mc: I can’t go more than 72 hours without sleep.
Levi: Ha, ha, ha…*looking down*
Mc: I *pointing at themself* can eat spicy food.
Beel: …
Mc: I can’t eat things that are as hot as lava.
Satan: I think we get the idea.
Mc: I can give bear hugs.
Belphie: … Damn.
Mc: I *taking a breath before slamming the fist on the table* can’t stand bear hugs from creatures with the strength of a hydraulic press!!!!!!!
The Brothers: ...
Mc: If you want me to survive this year, you’d better remember those couple of things!!!!
Diavolo: Ah *very embarrassed* that’s why I’m here too….
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