yes

I made a bearded dragon stuffed animal anyone wanna see?

@skeleslime-phantom

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

dead

its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all

like to charge reblog to cast

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

For my ATL followers plz be safe 🖤💚

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

@k9kesi

And cats.  Blue Buffalo killed @sidneystrange ‘s cat.

I don’t know the full story behind the tweets above, but a Google search shows there HAVE been several recalls regarding this brand, especially in 2016. I would absolutely avoid as it is not worth the risk.

@ladycyon

Good god thank you so much for sharing this because I’ve lately been considering switching to this brand cus it’s supposed to be so much better than all the others but good god what the hell.

I worked in a vet for a little while and I shit you not, when a dog came in with constant diarrhea they were always eating Blue Buffalo. We changed the food and the dog got better every time. Blue Buffalo is garbage food and never feed it to your pets.

I’ve never heard of this brand but I love my dog with all of my heart and I’d be broken if I ever accidently fed her this and got her sick (people give me different dog food to try all the time). I’d hate for anyone else to lose their pet also.

um?? what the fuck? holy FUCK my boyfriend and I were just about to start feeding our cat blue buffalo omg

Wft really?? Im never going to buy that killer food!! Praying for your pets!

I’m so glad I know this, I’d be heartbroken if my dog died

I was going to say yes but, No that is not half a sandwich because if it was half a sandwich then that would imply that there is another half to said sandwich and since there is not another half it is just a small sandwich made of two halves of one piece of bread. But if you were to cut said small sandwich in half and eat one of those halves then you would eat half of a sandwich. Does my answer suffice?

but you have one piece of bread thay you cut in half. maybe you cut the ingredients in half as well. while the second half of the sandwhich may not have been made, it still exists as a half. the half of an unexisting whole.

but if its not closed by an edge, is it really a whole sandwhich?

not to join any debate but i’d say that it does have an edge that does that. an edge is the closest part of the object to the space outside of the object, it’s the limit of it and the sandwhich ends where the edge comes in and so the edge closes it. i dont think that whether there is a crust at that edge matters. a sandwhich with its crust removed is still a sandwhich, id say. 

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

On god???? Ok!!!!

I’m not fucking risking it

This is the second money-post I’ve seen today. Must be a sign.

i bought a small little paddington bear in a cute little bag for $0.49 today and the bag said “please take care of this bear!” and there was a little note in the bag from someone named jay that was for someone named emma that said that this little bear was a good luck charm and that if you took care of it you would have good luck wherever you went so what im trying to say is its my most prized possession