CHIPS AHOYETH, LANDLUBBERS!

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

i feel so guilty for this but i really just want an easy life and i always have. like i hate discomfort i hate striving i hate constantly trying i don’t have much ambition i don’t like it when things are hard. it never built my character it actually just gave me more problems on top of the pre-existing ones. i want very badly for it to feel simple and light and comfortable

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[ID: Two characters looking at each other, both thinking "I want to be closer to you but I'm afraid I'll fail and you'll find me annoying"]