wandering star

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

"time heals all wounds" WRONG! time is ripping into me with a cheese grater

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

there is a fake freak epidemic it’s so dire

Things often feel insurmountable but then you surmount them & don't really think about it that much afterwards

Still not over this .

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism