Show Me How To Lie

That alien fruit has a name! She is called Jadzia Dax!

she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

critics truly have no idea how to rate horror movies like some of the best horror movies out there have the worst ratings ever

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

i feel like there’s so much loneliness behind social media. that even through positive content, you’re still curating something to prove. the initial purpose was connection, and now we’ve not only lost connection with each other, but ourselves.

happy pride month to chad and ryan, the lil gay cowboy and roman in the night at the museum trilogy, and every man who played volleyball in top gun (1986).

by Ida Rentoul Outhwaite

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?