All Hail The Rat King

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

I hope snakes have a nice day today. I hope they find lots of small mammals amphibians eggs and so on.

Shout-out to the narrow animal known as snakes

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

therapy is cool and all but fangs in the neck would fix me i think

-Guillermo de la Cruz, What We Do In The Shadows, season 1

having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Unmute, btw.