the show must go on!

People have overused Catholic Guilt to the point they cannot recognize the clear and haunting Protestant Shame in front of their eyes. that character Knows they could have worked harder

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

That guy from heated rivalry always looks like you just told him you went back to your shitty boyfriend again

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu