smiley-asylum

looking at laminated packet on the reception desk “Are these original to the house?”

me: “Not quite. Those sheets are transcripts of letters that [RANDOM DUDE FROM 1790s] would have sent.”

muttering “yeah no, because they didn’t have the typewriter back then … they would have hand written it … until Alexander Graham Bell invented the printer…"

me:

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

The mentally ill and disabled women you deem crazy are at a much higher risk of sexual assault. Autistic women are seen as easy targets to manipulate into terrible relationships.

"Bros before hoes."

What happened to the male loneliness epidemic? I thought you had no bros by virtue of being, you know, lonely. Or is your so called loneliness actually discontent over not getting your way with women?

"Women never contributed to society."

Sorry, I didn't know you came out of your dad's shrivelled up salami fully formed (ouch). There's no shortage of female scientists, writers, painters, farmers, factory workers, inventors; you just choose to ignore them. Your favourite dead writer had to rely on the women in his life for things like typing, cooking, cleaning, organizing his writings, not to mention all the ideas he stole from those women.

"Behind every great man there's always a great woman."

And God willing she's holding a gun to his head.

"Women aren't funny."

It's difficult to argue against that when your definition of funny involves joking about rape and mine very much does not.

"Women are from a different planet."

Yet somehow most of you look like you had to pay a bribe to get here.

"Women don't have to be so mean when rejecting our advances. They should be mature about it. A simple "no" would suffice."