**JUST SCREAMING**

regret rates

proof

talking points

you problem

owned

modern invention

unethical experiments

typology

think of the children

side effects

facts

making sense

rushing

drawings

research

this rocks

valid

Oh, I was screaming about dragon butts on this one ALL the time. So much fun!

This is sort of in the spirit of the Stuckony Mix'n Match Stockings 2025 exchange (see also @stuckony-mix-n-match-stockings) and very much inspired by and a gift for papermacherainbow. I didn't have a clear idea for the picture until after the event but liked the idea too much to abandon it.

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If you disagree, that's fine! A lot of these are disputed (but I will put if they commonly are).

An important note : Some of these terms are fanfiction-specific, whereas some are scarcely used outside of traditionally published fiction. I am including both because I personally quite like to have the option and insight into non-fanfiction writing.

I added a tldr at the bottom because this list became quite extensive, but some of the explanations are important!! Check before describing your ficlet as a vignette!

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Because it was trained on pirated work—including freely accessible online writing (like fanfic, academic texts)—ChatGPT picked up patterns and quirks native to human writing.

Including (sigh) the em dash.

There are other victims here (RIP tapestry and delve 🫠), but the appropriation of the em dash—a punctuation mark beloved by writers everywhere—feels especially personal.

A kind of low-grade panic is ensuing. Writers who once memed their own em dash overuse—the greatest punctuation mark ever to grace the control-freak’s lexicon, frankly—are suddenly backing away to avoid accusations.

No. More. We have centuries of dash-abusing writers behind us. We will not sit quietly while AI repurposes our beloved stilted aside—or the just-one-more clarification the sentence demands—or the dramatic pause your comma could never—etc.

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you.

Defend the em dash.

(Feel free to download/share/stick it where it matters!)

This, I was informed, is very much not a normal reason to remember the scientific name of a plant for the rest of your life.

Someone sent me a very kind message that I want to share (while obscuring their identity).

I just wanted to say you're in my thoughts this holiday season. I know how hard the first of any recurring celebrations can be after the loss of a loved one. You don't know me and we'll probably never meet, but I hope you find some comfort in the loving wishes of friends, fans and tumblr passersby. The one human constant is grief and it is love with no vessel to receive it. I hope you have time to mourn, time to love and time to laugh this holiday season and every day going forward.

Umf. This is so thoughtful of you: thanks so very much.

And it's gonna be a challenge.

Today, as of 7:50 AM local time, it will have been exactly seven months since @petermorwood unexpectedly stopped breathing and moved on to Whatever's Next.

Folks who follow me here will have seen that I've been keeping as busy as feasible and/or possible for me, under the circumstances. A certain amount of travel, much of it work-related: some catching up and getting-grounded with friends in the fannish world who knew and liked Peter. And then, as the year progressed, an attempt to get back to something that feels like "normal" work when the long-time mainstay of all the normalcy in my life is suddenly no longer on the scene.

It's been tough.

Now, admittedly, I'm fairly tough too (which after my life so far is, I guess, to be expected). But right now things are turning out to be unexpectedly difficult...

...especially because I'm in Ireland. And Christmas is coming.

(And here you must imagine the transfixed Wile E. Coyote staring down the tunnel at the light of an oncoming train that abruptly turns out to be [ulp!] real.)

If you haven't ever been on this island at this season, the absolutely godawful quality of this situation is difficult to explain or express. In mass media, in public expectation of What You Ought To Be Wanting, and in life just generally... you will rarely have ever seen a place, or a national gestalt or mindspace, in which the expectation that You Ought To Be With Your Loved Ones And Happy At This Festive Season is so fucking inescapable.

...Peter hated it. After his Mum moved on from mortality in the late 2000s, and family Christmases stopped—because she was the glue that had held those together—the incessant Be With Your Loved Ones stuff really started getting under his skin. (As did the inescapability of the underlying religious context, for both of us whose spiritualities are—let's just say—"differently constructed".*) "You know what? Let's get the hell out of Dodge," Himself said to me at the beginning of December one year, "because if we don't, we'll be stuck here, and this is driving me up the wall."

And so we did. We escaped from Ireland on the 22nd of that December and spent the next seven days split between a pair of small hotels in Germany—where there were much-loved business-friends to visit with over the holidays—and where the cultural management of Christmas is way different from the Irish everything-closes-down, no-escape, either-"be with your relatives"-or-"be at home alone with no way to leave." (Because transport in and out of this country becomes astonishingly difficult until two days or so after December 25, and even local transport becomes tough for carless people [which meant us]: no taxis, almost no buses or trains (or none at all). ...Therefore that getaway was emotional balm to the both of us, and afterwards we repeated it when we could afford to.

So. Over the course of the autumn I’ve been gradually starting to try to pull the business of my daily life and (what ought to be) my daily work back into some kind of working order. Not easy, when your best friend and writing partner and husband and confidant and—yeah, let's use the somewhat overused word, soulmate—is suddenly forever absent. After forty years of not being alone, I'm having to learn to do the being-alone thing again: every day, every hour, every minute. And the process has, I guess, been going as well as it could be expected to. No one gets over (or should get over!) forty years of intimate life- and work-partnership in a matter of months. You just kinda slog through day after weary day and take the challenges as they come, hoping you'll grow through them: or at least, grow around them.

But now, yippee, like that train down the tunnel, blaring its horn: here comes Christmas. The first one without him. And I feel kinda idiotic in, earlier this year, not having seen this coming. (sigh) I may have had some kind of idea that by now I'd be able to manage the pain. ...(eyeroll: bwahahahahaNOPE.) :/

This being the case, over recent days I've found myself thinking more and more often that I'd very, very much like to Get The Hell Out Of Dodge, so as to avoid possibly losing what small ground I’ve gained. And it occurred to me over last weekend that there’s still time to make it happen, if (as the song says) "the Fates allow". And if people are inclined to assist, as I'm currently between royalty periods.

My goal is to just get out of the country for that week—a few days before Christmas and a few days after: ideally to take refuge in a city aparthotel somewhere over thataway (waves vaguely at continental Europe), where I can be out of other people's hair, not imposing myself and my pain inescapably on friends at a festive time (but absolutely able to see them: that'd be a high point, if this comes together). This would also mean I'd be able to withdraw to do some work (because book work's very much on my mind right now, as it's been hard to get it done on site), or able to go out for a snack or something, and not just be trapped here in—to get a bit Sherlockian about this—the Empty House. (Which is SO empty now: so dreadfully silent, in this deeply rural place, without even any town or city noises to break the sense of isolation. It's amazing how hugely the nature of a space can change when the other person who lived in it has abruptly stopped doing that. What once felt like a shared refuge can start to feel like a prison.)

Anyway. If I can get the finance end of things to work out, the above-described Escape can happen... assuming that stuff happens quickly enough. (As with passing days, transport and lodging will become more difficult to arrange.)

Therefore, hoping to help this happen, I've rolled the prices in the Ebooks Direct store back to Black Friday/Cyber Monday levels: and there they'll stay until it becomes clear, over the next five days or so, whether this effort can be made to work or not. So expect to see a lot of ads in my timeline until it becomes plain whether this can be made to work. If you feel inclined to add to your TBR pile, please let me point our bundles page at you (or vice versa). There's something like two million words of prose there. Surely that'll get you through until after New Year's. 🙂

Also, for those of you who're already up to your ears in ebooks, but want to be a part of this effort (or who are in the UK, as to my continuing annoyance we can't sell there any more): I'd like to point you at my Ko-Fi, and—if you're inclined to assist—ask you to tag whatever you might like to drop into the pot as “Dodge," or something similar. It'll be very much appreciated, believe me.

And also for those of you who feel inclined: please feel free to reblog this, so that others who might be interested in what's going on can see it.

Thanks, friends. 😊