Smen's blog of happiness

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

the monks described me as "a pleasure to have on the mountain"

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

one time my friend and i came up with a basic “language” called wheat vegetable root. wheat represented every noun. vegetable represented every verb. root represented every adjective. it was very body language based. if my friend beckoned and said “vegetable”, i understood that my friend was telling me to walk with them. if my friend pointed to something and said “wheat”, i understood that they were showing me something. if they said “root wheat” and smiled, they’re saying this thing is good. if they say “root wheat” and frown, they’re saying this thing is bad. we spent a whole day talking like this and drove the rest of our friends insane.

politics of the median American voter

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

As in like, the existence of the Han Dynasty from roughly 200bce-200ce?

Smh I can't believe you fell for the Han dynasty