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wakingfromthewater

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

#nsfw #all part of the heros journey

dysphoria-things

forcefem and forcemasc are OUT. we’re force-emoing tonight

dysphoria-things

reblog to make prev listen to my chemical romance and wear black ripped jeans and bad eyeliner. key word here is make. you WILL be emo

del3141

i was force-emo'd as a kid actually. when i was a young boy, my fa-

genderqueeradrien

many have asked questions such as “what is miraculous ladybug even about” but this has never before been answered. this is because nobody is quite sure. it’s impossible to know

genderqueeradrien

does Anybody know. does anybody have any idea

#incredible stuff coming from op with a cat noir icon

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log6

oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here's the shittiest towel you've ever seen in your life.

log6

THE TAGS ON THIS ARE SO DARK

thegiantofkokonur

Dishonorable mentions…

murdergirlfriend

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faggyfaggotfag

labrador-entity

#WHAT THE FUCK #i thought getting a fresh hot towel was the standard are you guys okay #nsfw

heat--end

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

heat--end

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

sorrrowfull

#me all the time #cats

hoork

Remember!! If you don’t submit a professional grade portfolio to art fight there’s trained snipers outside your house ✨

#'wait I thought this was for fu-' (gets sniped)

catsuggest

im readinge the book with mama

dr-activisionary

catsuggest

exposed as a fraud with mama

#cats

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beansprouts

Hi, if I happen to have any followers from Brazil, the UK, one of the US states affected by this nonsense, or just a love for privacy, here's a comparison list of VPNs with free versions I found on reddit 💕 Mullvad is also pretty good though it lacks a free version. Surf the web safely, y'all~

#@ the specific post hoork got mad abt (i agree it is bs)

woodwool

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

woodwool

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

#me having to nag the dmv and the toll company and my uncles friends and

3liza

fyi

3liza

this post has been up for five hours and has two notes. i think tumblr shitcanned it because it has pictures of women wearing bras on it. very cool. no censorship message, just vanishing it

boxingcleverrr

AHHHHHH someone put all the info from the now-extremely-hard-to-read, 10+ year old bra post into one nice infograph! THAT POST WAS MY BOOB BIBLE. Yay Boob New Testament!

#ref #fashion #PLS check out the subreddit these are from it was v influential for me #i learned I'd been wearing the wrong size my entire life and now I have bras closer to my real size #(i cant afford the ones in my actual size yet smfks)

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sunshinetomorrow

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

quietwingsinthesky

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

quietwingsinthesky

okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”

and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!

i-speak-graffiti

🫵 HEROES in the tags

aliasthe1st

robotslenderman

Oh man, I just realised - so I'm autistic but I've worked with the public long enough now that I've started to catch on when this happens, but I remember the autistic no-sell response working really well so now when it happens I just act oblivious anyway. Some dude once called me up asking if we could xray his penis. I'm like, well, actually, an ultrasound would be more appropriate because xray is better for joints and bone than muscle. Sadly he did not pick the low hanging fruit I left him RIGHT THERE and he was like, okay, but what if I WANT to xray my penis? And I'm sitting there pretending to take him seriously and say, well, what is the xray for, exactly? What's the clinical reason for the scan? And dude is like. Well, I just wanted to.

And I'm like, nah, sorry mate, you need a doctor's referral. Go see a doctor and THEN we can xray your penis.

and he was like. oh okay then.

#these are all so fucking horrifying oh my god #that said i'm alsp immune to being catcalled bc I can't fucking hear and can give the most harrowing stare #in response to a stranger yelling at me

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