I love myself

a safe bird

someone get me this mf shirt so i can be the dirty hippie i am

THAT is big dick energy

gays! clean your room

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

He said “ quote sociopaths unquote”

Rosa and Holt being deadpan badass bros who nonetheless have FEELINGS is my literal favourite thing.

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

What the fuck does that even mean?

30 thousand women seem to get it

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

The trick to stop feeling embarrassed for oversharing on tumblr is to realize that it doesn’t matter what you post, it’s all embarrassing. This entire site is embarrassing, we’re all living in a cycle of shame

i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him