who loves you pretty baby?

idk whether it’s cute or depressing how many opportunities people have invented to make wishes. birthday candles, eyelashes, fountains, stars, dandelions. people say they don’t believe in the universe or any kind of higher power but nobody ever passes up an opportunity to make a wish

Allow me to settle the "sex scenes in movies" discourse asap: sex scenes in movies are bad when I don't like them and they're good when I do like them. Hope this clears things up.

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

People will say “write what you know!” But I know so little

What a perfectly brutal comment.

Everyday is Thursday if you’re out of touch enough

has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up

CDC guidelines say you can now sell your children to one direction